Edward Marks
@ehmarks88
Aspiring screenwriter. Amateur chef. George Costanza if he were your unmarried lesbian Jewish aunt (minus the cats).
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Yeah, sex is cool. But have you ever told a 50 year old white woman “We don’t do refills”?
Anita Bryant was the worst thing to happen to orange juice apart from the murders of Nicole and Ron.
Farewell to Anita Bryant, whose longstanding partnership with the Florida Citrus Commission paved the way for our first Orange President.
“Wow! This is like ‘Dear Evan Hansen,’ but good.” - My friend, watching the first episode of “Strangers With Candy”
Pretty sure Ozempic is gonna turn out to be the next Thalidomide, but goddamn am I enjoying the weight loss for now!
There’s pretentious. There’s insufferable. And then there’s Tarantino smoking a pipe on Bill Maher’s podcast.
leo spaceman might be the best recurring character in television
The silence of George W Bush during the most consequential election in our lifetime is indefensible.
"HE SWITCHED THE SAMPLES! He falsified his research so that RDU-90 could be approved and Devlin McGregor could give you PROVASIC!"
Bill Maher is really interesting. He's a smug liberal, but because he also thinks he's better than every other liberal he thinks that makes him down to earth
I have an unnerving confession to make. Cate Blanchett bores me.
If you are a one issue voter and your one issue is Gaza and on that one issue you’re going to help elect the candidate (Trump) who is undoubtedly going to make things much worse for innocent people in Gaza, then your one issue is that you’re a selfish, performative dipshit.
Liz Lemon is a more scathing portrayal of liberals than anything a conservative could create
The hottest anyone has ever looked in a movie is Tia Carrere in Wayne’s World
The nice thing about the Seinfeld DVD extras is every time Jerry Seinfeld starts talking, a caption swoops in to identify him. For anyone watching the SEINFELD DVD EXTRAS who might not be familiar with JERRY SEINFELD
I have a genetic aversion to 6 ft. tall drunken Irish dudes walking by me in large groups.
This is so great. In 1964, Candid Camera went to Dwight Morrow High School in NJ, and fooled a young 16 year old Richard Lewis.
Do you ever just stop, take a breath, and think about how lucky we are to be living in the age of The Krumholtz Renaissance? At last the world sees, what Wednesday Addams knew.
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