Lady Boxhole
@LadyBoxhole
I may be a bitch, but my third husband had it coming.
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Every Saturday morning I wake up early, take a deep breath, and remind myself how much better I am than you.
I look so great because I have the finest most meticulously done work. I’ve said it for years—you’ve got to be carefully taut.
My undercarriage is so magnificent, I could insert a traffic cone into my orifice, do a Kegel, and go shooting into the atmosphere with the force of the Saturn V rocket.
Oh why must I be so luscious? People just don't understand what a burden it is.
Such sad news that my neighbor’s dog passed away. What’s worse, it was hardly even palatable.
I’ve just created a new fruit called a Fleshy Pink. Who wants a taste?
I awake every day and thank goodness for my alopecia of the vulval vestibule. #thisladysgotslit
Whenever I pee blood I thank my guardian angel for helping me lose that little extra water weight.
Your babies are ugly, your mom looks old. I remain gorgeous and blissfully child-free. #MothersDay
It’s important to let the crust flake off naturally. #ladyboxholetips
I can’t be a mother to all, but I can be cold, rude, and condescending to everyone I meet. We all do our part.
Oh, I do so detest when my paramour has an animal tattoo that comes to life during our pounding session and tries to murder me.
It seems to be the current trend is to die when you are at the end of your life. I find it presumptuous and impertinent. I just got a new vulva implant this morning, and I am planning on being around for quite some time, thank you!
One does not stomp down the stairs; one silently descends and discretely passes gas while pictures are taken.
My gigolos are so exhausted, I might just have to get an intern. #nonpaid
My #yahimmy is so gloriously dank, dark, and tight. Enjoy not being me, motherfuckers!
When my nethers had their first headshot there were just pencils and parchment to capture all the grandeur
I’m getting the itch to travel. Is it mildly or wildly exotic in Dubuque?
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