Ellie Evans 🐀
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At least once a week i think of that tweet about how millennials are the one generation born after they took lead out of paint and before smartphones.
"People always drift right as they get older"... Nah mate, Millennials put a stop to that shit
This has literally already happened
It's obvious that ICE will end up being some Latin dictatorship style paramilitary force that inevitably gets turned on actual Americans.
A reminder that this app has been redesigned to force-feed you the most hateful, disgusting opinions so you sit there slack-jawed, drooling, consuming garbage to make you hate everyone and everything You can just log off, which is what I’ll be doing for the next few days
oh you’re still doing prompt engineering? everyone’s on context engineering now. just kidding, we’re all about agent design. we were using multi-agent swarms, but then the devin guys published that blog post saying not to, so we pivoted the whole stack to a single-agent…
oh you’re using claude code? everyone’s using open code. just kidding we’re all on amp code. we’re using cline, we’re using roo code. we just forked our own version of roo. were using kilo code. we were on coderabbit but their ceo yelled at us so now we’re using qorbit. apple…
not to sound dramatic but our country’s inability to do anything about this sudden and un-asked for plummet in day-to-day experience is a useful for synecdoche for our collapsing state as a whole
He literally did the tweet!
Her Justice Department wanted to lock me up for more than 30 years for taking an upgraded airline seat 10 years ago.
These 23 year old fitness influencers who “quit drinking” are frauds. Ma’am. You barely even started. You didn’t even give drinking a chance. You didn’t quit. You never started. Stolen valor.
"hey man I know you're worried the trucking company might lay you off soon and you're behind on the mortgage, but Kalshi is offering 3 to 1 on 46,000+ trucker layoffs in Q1 so you might want to hedge that risk out"
Here’s an example of a positive externality of liquid prediction markets: Software engineers & truck drivers today are at meaningful risk of being automated into obsolescence, but they have no way to price that risk & hedge against it. Prediction markets fix this
Men, have you been desperately seeking the life of a single father without having to go through the hassle of having sex with a woman to achieve this dream life? Well, you're in luck. No longer will you be forced into sex with women!!!!
I can’t really emphasise this enough: artificial wombs are basically the end for women. Once androids equipped with AI can sport artificial wombs, men will have essentially no reason to interact with women at all. I’m imploring women: lose weight and stop being cunts before it’s…
you replaced them because you promised the pentagon to not do any journalism
You can criticize me for not having a journalism degree… But what does it say about the folks with degrees that I replaced them at the Pentagon?
the mom of that subliterate christofascist college essay bitch being a january 6th lawyer has sent me to the moon
Finally justice is done. The J6 hostages will go down as the most persecuted, domestic political prisoners in history. Biden’s DOJ destroyed their lives. Those of us attorneys who represented them had our hands tied in federal court in DC. Thank you, President Trump! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
The idea that swathes of men would obtain a baby and raise it independently without the labour of women is laughable.
every firm is using ai as an excuse for whatever they were already going to do
if i let any of my ex boyfriends dress me my friends would ask me if i got dressed in the dark and this guy isn’t even suggesting you offer to pay?
dear boomers- you should want to live in a country where if young people do what theyre supposed to do, things work out for them millions of young people watching you shred the social contract and pull the ladder up arent just going to go "oh well, good game" you are in danger
If you are a young man with an attitude of “I did everything I was supposed to do, and look how unfair things are,” you are an emotional toddler with a woe-is-me attitude and you need to snap out of it . There are many problems with the world AND an abundance of opportunities…
The first AI Slop artists to chart being in the genres of country and contemporary Christian music is honestly one of the least surprising things to happen this year
NEW: "Mississippi-made soul singer" Christian artist "Solomon Ray" hits the number one spot for gospel music, is not a real person. Christian artists are speaking out after the AI singer hit the No. 1 spot on the iTunes and Billboard charts. "At minimum, AI does not have the…
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