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Eolake Stobblehouse

@eolake

Writer, photographer, painter, mystic.

"What's your idea of a romantic evening?" "On my own or with someone?" – Jon Richardson === @RonJichardson


Jabba The Hutt howling at the moon.

eolake's tweet image. Jabba The Hutt howling at the moon.

Quirky fact of the day: to write up is the same as to write down.


Today I had a major life-clarifying realisation: Everybody is nuts.


Perfectionism: The attempt to fix inner flaws with outer perfection.


Remember, 90% of the vitamins of pizza are in the crust.

eolake's tweet image. Remember, 90% of the vitamins of pizza are in the crust.

Love Taskmaster.

And yes, the plan is that EVERYTHING will go there eventually - Taskmaster New Zealand, Sweden, Norway, Croatia etc etc. That's the plan. All in one place. But will also be on YouTube etc. It's for those who want an ad-free Taskmaster home.



If I had the energy of youth, knowing what I know now, I would probably find all new ways to mess up.


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Been following Mars missions since the Viking days, and I've seen a lot of weird rocks in that time, out on the plains, inside craters, on mountain tops, but this one, imaged by @MarsCuriosity is just... nuts. Beautiful, but nuts... Image: NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS/fredk/S Atkinson

mars_stu's tweet image. Been following Mars missions since the Viking days, and I've seen a lot of weird rocks in that time, out on the plains, inside craters, on mountain tops, but this one, imaged by @MarsCuriosity is just... nuts. Beautiful, but nuts... Image: NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS/fredk/S Atkinson

I've prayed for patience since I was 16. I'm getting tired of waiting.


Telescopefish. This deep-sea species can swallow prey larger than itself and lives in depths between 500 and 3000 meters.

eolake's tweet image. Telescopefish. This deep-sea species can swallow prey larger than itself and lives in depths between 500 and 3000 meters.

"Do you ever feel like... life has passed you by?" "Is there coffee yet?"

eolake's tweet image. "Do you ever feel like... life has passed you by?" 
"Is there coffee yet?"

Eolake Stobblehouse reposted

Hello! Can you please Google the phrase "Taskmaster Bec Hill"? If enough people do it, eventually my name will automatically show up whenever anyone Googles "Taskmaster" and the producers will have no choice but to book me.


Eolake Stobblehouse reposted

Hello! I'm Bec. I'm a comedian, writer, presenter and (sometimes) actor. I like silliness, wordplay and making flipcharts. Here is a thread of stuff I get up to. Please RT or follow if you like it! Xxx I mishear Non Je Ne Regrette Rien...

From Bec Hill

I'm watching The Last Leg Of The Year. Great show. Let's get this one going: #GetTheHorneSectionASinger


A movie prop person should always double-check a gun before hading it to an actor. And an actor should always check a gun before firing it. I'd have thought that was common sense.


The news is out: the next James Bond will be Richard Ayoade.

eolake's tweet image. The news is out: the next James Bond will be Richard Ayoade.

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