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I've probably been on Twitter longer than you |A.B.C. Always. Be. Closing. | Party like a journalist | TIME Person of the Year 2006 | Unless...

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the coldest temperature in Runza territory at 6am was 8 degrees. that means your Original Runza sandwich is 8¢ today when you purchase fries & a medium drink!

Runza's tweet image. the coldest temperature in Runza territory at 6am was 8 degrees. that means your Original Runza sandwich is 8¢ today when you purchase fries & a medium drink!
Runza's tweet image. the coldest temperature in Runza territory at 6am was 8 degrees. that means your Original Runza sandwich is 8¢ today when you purchase fries & a medium drink!

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I would offer that Alex Pretti putting his body—with his hands up—between a woman and the BP agent who had just violently shoved her into the snow, offer stark competing visions of manhood. Pretti, a nurse caring for veterans, who took a face full of pepper spray to shield that


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there wasn't shit else to do

I can’t wrap my head around on how they managed to pull this off



FREEEEEEE RUNZAAAAAA

this cold is an emergency! the coldest temperature in Runza territory at 6am was 0 degrees. that means your Original Runza sandwich is 0¢ today when you purchase fries & a medium drink!

Runza's tweet image. this cold is an emergency! 

the coldest temperature in Runza territory at 6am was 0 degrees. that means your Original Runza sandwich is 0¢ today when you purchase fries & a medium drink!
Runza's tweet image. this cold is an emergency! 

the coldest temperature in Runza territory at 6am was 0 degrees. that means your Original Runza sandwich is 0¢ today when you purchase fries & a medium drink!


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back in a routine. :) the coldest temperature in Runza territory at 6am was 28 degrees. that means your Original Runza sandwich is 28¢ today when you purchase fries & a medium drink!

Runza's tweet image. back in a routine. :) 

the coldest temperature in Runza territory at 6am was 28 degrees. that means your Original Runza sandwich is 28¢ today when you purchase fries & a medium drink!
Runza's tweet image. back in a routine. :) 

the coldest temperature in Runza territory at 6am was 28 degrees. that means your Original Runza sandwich is 28¢ today when you purchase fries & a medium drink!

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Jeopardy! host Ken Jennings not holding back 👇🏽

TheTNHoller's tweet image. Jeopardy! host Ken Jennings not holding back 👇🏽

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it's gonna be one of those years... at least we have Temp Tuesdays! the coldest temperature in Runza territory at 6am was 21 degrees. that means your Original Runza sandwich is 21¢ today when you purchase fries & a medium drink!

Runza's tweet image. it's gonna be one of those years... at least we have Temp Tuesdays!

the coldest temperature in Runza territory at 6am was 21 degrees. that means your Original Runza sandwich is 21¢ today when you purchase fries & a medium drink!
Runza's tweet image. it's gonna be one of those years... at least we have Temp Tuesdays!

the coldest temperature in Runza territory at 6am was 21 degrees. that means your Original Runza sandwich is 21¢ today when you purchase fries & a medium drink!

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The Wright Brothers flew for exactly 120 feet over 12 seconds on December 17, 1903. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon on July 20, 1969. Only 65 years, 7 months, 3 days later. #Apollo11 contactlight.de

contactlight69's tweet image. The Wright Brothers flew for exactly 120 feet over 12 seconds on December 17, 1903.

Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon on July 20, 1969.

Only 65 years, 7 months, 3 days later.

#Apollo11
contactlight.de

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Ever wonder how a live game looks so seamless? Headsets helps the production crew communicate and create a successful broadcast. Watch "Behind The Scenes of Nebraska Public Media Sports" at 7pm CT on Sunday, Nov. 30 on Nebraska Public Media 📺 @nsaahome #nebpreps


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BREAKING NEWS: your leader in hot Runza sandwiches sold is NEBRASKA.

Runza's tweet image. BREAKING NEWS:

your leader in hot Runza sandwiches sold is NEBRASKA.

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feathered and lethal

GrittyNHL's tweet image. feathered and lethal
GrittyNHL's tweet image. feathered and lethal
GrittyNHL's tweet image. feathered and lethal
GrittyNHL's tweet image. feathered and lethal

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🚨MILESTONE ALERT🚨 Every single person who has shared, posted, believed, and donated to the Chair-ity Drive since 2017... THANK YOU! This college football online silliness just hit an all-time total of $200,000!!! YOU did this, for 9 years. RTB GBR BrokenChairTrophy.com


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HBD 2 ME


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Possibly the funniest moment of any press conference I’ve ever been a part of. Oh 💩. And Fred & the rest of us are still waiting for answers. And NO, that was not my phone.

👀😂"Oh, s@#! That's a dilemma!" #Nebrasketball head coach Fred Hoiberg rolling with a random interruption during his press conference. #Huskers



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Growing up in the Midwest is waiting your entire childhood for your mom to finish a conversation with her friend at the store so you can go home


Keep going. I like what I'm hearing.

I fear that we live in a timeline where Iowa State and Nebraska both make the CFP.



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RT if your team is still undefeated

CFBHome's tweet image. RT if your team is still undefeated

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Here’s the original unedited version for those curious

I fear that we live in a timeline where Iowa State and Nebraska both make the CFP.



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"why don't you use bluesky" im sorry this is the only app where the american government screenshots their note app at 30% battery apologising for being catfished into admitting they wanted to coverup the epstein files

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