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Evolve. (or face extinction)

I don't have a narcissistic bone in my smoking hot body....


I have this condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry...


I like to run up and squeeze in with someone when they are walking through a revolving door...


This annoying woman behind me @ the coffee shop is reading wh@ I'm writing. Can't wait until she realizes...Thaaat's right Lady, look away.


There are 2 kinds of people I can't stand: Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what in the hell is going on....


While trick or treating this year, if another parent asks you "which one is yours" say, "I haven't decided yet"....lol


That makes perfect sense so let's NOT do that.~ Corporate


Wow, you look so...photoshopped!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I could've been a doctor by now...


If you don't go out to bars or clubs wearing a wet suit and a shower cap then you don't party as hard as us...


This ban on texting while driving only makes things worse. Now I have to worry about driving, texting AND not getting caught texting...


is sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I almost killed a cyclist...


Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? We haven't...


thinks that if you can't say ridiculous things with a straight face, there's probably no room in management for you...


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