I dare you to go to McDonald's and order everything on the menu then ask for a diet water with a straight face. :)
Dairy Queen got pregnant because Burger King forgot to wrap its whopper.
"I wasn't THAT drunk" "Yes you were! You shaking a pineapple screaming I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE SPONGEBOB!"
Full Moon... Half Moon... TOTAL ECLIPSE!!! the joys of eating Jaffa Cakes :P LOL
Ever eat something and think, "This is a trip to the bathroom waiting to happen."
when you forget your lunch a friend would loan you the money, a best-friend would say "aw you were getting fat anyway"
a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, "Don't eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note, "Don't worry, I don't eat paper."
We live in a strange society where pizza gets here before the police do.
I cant follow anyone else until i get 2,000 followers guys so retweet me please for a shoutout
“@fucknicola: #YouveDoneItToo ” literally the story of my childhood...and teenagehood
if there was such thing as reincarnation knowing my luck i'd come back as myself
my parents said i could be anything i wanted, so i decided to be a smart-ass and i think I'm doing very well at it.
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