Average Joe Farmer
@farmer_average
It's me. I'm him. Musings on corn and life.
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This is one of the healthiest things you can eat since they flipped the pyramid. 😍
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At least with this macro and currency debasement talk, midlife crisis men now have a third potential obsessive interest path outside of WWII and the Roman Empire.
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Nothing to see here, move along now. Bloomberg Commodities BCOM Gold 16% Oil 15% Nat Gas 9% Copper 5% Silver 5%
Aka why families and young people are fed up and boomers don't know what the problem is.
Business classes are always like, "You have unlimited funds, project A is $2m npv, 20% irr. B is $2.5m npv 24% irr. Never the reality of "Project A might help you not lose more money over there and B might help you break-even there. And you're pretty much out of money anyway."
This guy might be the closest thing to a hero I've ever had.
In 2008, Steve Sheraton launched iBeer for $2.99 — it became one of the first viral App Store hits, reportedly earned $10k–$20k per day at peak, reached ~90M downloads, and he later left it all to live on a farm in Spain.
Controversial take that shouldn't be. Your 50s is old. Time to start doing the thing.
When we all stand on our tiptoes, none of us can see any better and we all get sore legs. Agriculture in a nutshell.
The Greenland thing is surreal. Completely surreal. And we've been desensitized to it. Because, well...*waves hand*
Dad when you tell him you finally got your big break and locked in some ground for 2026.
Boomers with silver and gold coins looking at crypto holders
"Have a great rest of your day!" NGL that's always struck me as an awkward phrase.
Is the test weight down this year or just mine? I don't think I can really remember a year where I'm basically right at 56. Most years upper 50's.
Please do not ride bicycles on state highways for fun. Thank you.
I'm at the age where I still smart enough to know I'm getting dumber. God help me in a decade or so.
Today is another example of my contention that even if you gave me the headlines in advance, I probably wouldn't be able to trade it profitability.
A little seat below it and you sit in it holding the controller. I can't think of anything that could go wrong.
My new years resolution is to let go of all expectations of how this should be.
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