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One (1) extra ticket available for tonight’s @mountain_goats show in SF, DM me and it’s yours. I heard he’s been doing Dancing In the Dark-style fan pull-ups for Up the Wolves, this could be your big break!
Now available for podcast appearances to explain what I’m calling “the executive method” (having a martini and Diet Coke every day at lunch, granting access to 150% of natural brainpower)
Proud to show solidarity with the WGA by having been laid off several weeks ago!
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Thinking it might finally be time for me to bite the bullet and go back to school (pay $50,000 for a three-day racecar driving class)
Shohei Othani in the World Baseball Classic hit .435/.606/.739 with 4 doubles & a home run. And he had a 1.86 ERA with 11 strikeouts in 9⅔ innings.
I truly believe this man could heal America.
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I like (ok love) Steely Dan but this is inarguably correct
Two types of perfectionist: One will prepare, revise and rehearse carefully, with intent, honing an idea to a keen edge, ready to cut the cloth of execution. The other makes other people responsible by saying, "do it again," until by chance they are satisfied, then take credit.
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