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We ate dinner at Olive Garden tonight with Knuckle Puck.
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if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours
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Say you’ll remember me Standing in a nice dress staring at the sunset babe
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