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Meg Ohrt

@fullybees

I’m a fist with legs.

I’m still obsessed with crime and I’m still funny as hell. I just don’t have as much to say.


Frozen pizza tastes phenomenal when you’re sad. I think it’s the extra salt content from crying into it


Just told the lady at the employment agency that I love her before hanging up. No worries though she said it back


Fun fact: It’s about to rain and I’m still going to put on headphones and listen to fake rain in order to fall asleep.


Every barber’s name is Sal


Might fuck around and disappear under mysterious circumstances.


I don’t care what you nerds think, @carolynwiger is my fave forever and I’ll kick your ass if you talk shit on my girl C


Me, annoyed: don’t sell your soul to the devil, your time will come too soon 🙄 Everyone: does that shit anyway


What is the point of doing things if I don’t want to do things, just so maybe I’ll feel better and want to do more things? Sounds like a scam


When I was younger, I wanted to be famous. But I just read that Beethoven had violent diarrhea and on second thought


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Mothman is real and hates TERFS


Preheating the oven is actually a myth


What a perfect video lmfao *chef’s kiss*

Sage Northcutt is pretty dang concerned about having seasoned chicken #UFC209



Sometimes I think I’m genuinely cursed until I remember that in reality everything is randomly generated space chaos, thank goodness


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they should invent a breakfast that is in my hand


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Mothman is real and he's the world's greatest detective and your very best friend


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