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Comedic Nihilist - Dark Humor - Ashes to Ashes, We're All Fucked

My sister's breaking up with her boyfriend and I don't want to pass through that to get the laundrey.


If we can kill animals we should be able to kill other people.


My mom only thinks I'm up to something when I'm actually not up to something.


Am I the only one who's fed up with the heart like button? #ReplaceTheHeart


My life would be in shambles if I didn't screw people over.


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My daydreams of killing literally everyone goes well with @SPGiraffe as the soundtrack.


She's got the right idea

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Let's join together and work to sexualize suicide. #makesuicidesexy #peace


I was high long before reading the calendar.


I have now experienced the beauty that is Chap Hop and Pirate Metal. MrB youtube.com/watch?v=1xj02g… Alestorm youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_p…


It's funny when I can't pass through a room without wanting to bash your skull in. Love you <3


Remember to puff out your chest and say "Tax exemption"


"suspicious vibrations"

Bomb scare sparked by vibrating sex toy dumped in recycling bin huff.to/258ZbGP



#HulkHogan and a #AndreTheGiant impersonator should tape a threesome together. #hulkvsgawk

More @CBCNews on #HulkHogan winning his sex-tape lawsuit against #Gawker. Florida jury awards him $115M: cbc.ca/1.3498570



That's a spot reserved for @realDonaldTrump! #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

Everybody should boycott the @megynkelly show. Never worth watching. Always a hit on Trump! She is sick, & the most overrated person on tv.



Trump Vs. The Anti-Christ

Failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney, the man who "choked" and let us all down, is now endorsing Lyin' Ted Cruz. This is good for me!



"How could they be dangerous? They're covered in free cheese!" #SpongeBobQuotes


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