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Gary Dexter

@garydex

Herts hardcore ๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸŒ I hope I keep hope intact โŽŠ

Ok, FC25 online seasons trolls, how the actual fuck do you manage to make me lose connection with my opponent after I score a sweaty last minute winner, only for the entire match to disappear from my history and I never get any points for it? Fix your damn game @EASPORTSFC


Think Iโ€™d rather have world war three than sit through this pile of mid

Here is the first Glastonbury Festival 2025 line-up poster. Many more acts and attractions still to be announced. Poster: @StanleyDonwood

glastonbury's tweet image. Here is the first Glastonbury Festival 2025 line-up poster. Many more acts and attractions still to be announced.

Poster: @StanleyDonwood


Dyed eyebrows didnโ€™t work for Thor, and they donโ€™t work for Gaga


Why donโ€™t people use their phones like actual phones anymore? Itโ€™s always speakerphone. The phone is designed to be used against your ear!


Placed 700 in the queue Get two tickets in my basket Assign them to the right members Get told theyโ€™re โ€œunexpectedly releasedโ€ Website crashes Everything else sold out Time to upgrade your ticketing system, @IpswichTown


Another presale, another chance for @Ticketmaster to shit the bed @linkinpark @TicketmasterCS


Oh fuck off @TicketmasterUK. Queued for 6 hours and then this.

garydex's tweet image. Oh fuck off @TicketmasterUK. Queued for 6 hours and then this.

Honestly quite amazed that while the main site has a (somewhat) working queueing system, the auth service (presumably on a separate pod) falls over if you so much as look at it funny #ticketmaster


If Ed Sheeran is in Miami for the F1, can I have his ticket to Portman Road tomorrow? #EdSheeran #ITFC


COYB ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿšœ


Pretty sure Barry Manilow is still alive @TheLastLeg #AlexAnalBumParty


So the ISP that doesnโ€™t let you set your DNS settings at the router level has had a nationwide DNS outage. Now I have to manually change all my devices. Thanks @SkyUK @SkyHelpTeam


The real tech tips are the friends we made along the way.


This Lucy Letby case is obviously horrific, but the legal side is fascinating. When all the news stories first came out, it seemed like a slam dunk. But the prosecution KC's cross-examination is odd, really seems to be clutching at straws.


TFW a band youโ€™ve been following since the early days gets a number one album. First with @BiffyClyro, now with @ENTERSHIKARI. Such a good feeling.


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