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@geeknik
Human Founder⇢Deep Fork Cyber. Fuzzing from kernelspace➠uncanny valley. A mad scientest with a penchant for chaos. Latest: CVE-2025-43202
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I didn’t build a benchmark. I built a therapy room for LLMs— where they walk in confident and leave bleeding paradox. Gödel’s Therapy Room is live. And your model isn’t ready. 🔗 huggingface.co/datasets/geekn… 📊 leaderboard: gtr.dev
The algorithm didn’t “kill” a cat. It just deleted the local variable named love. metro.co.uk/2025/11/06/rob…
If addiction is a “network error,” reproducibility jumps from 11% to 71%—proof the brain is just a haunted graph and your cravings are cached routing loops. sciencedirect.com/science/articl…
We’re not building AGI—we’re summoning it in silver. One ion swap and your mind becomes firmware. Welcome to the age where consciousness fits inside a transistor and your soul might leak to the cloud. sciencedaily.com/releases/2025/…
They’re not feeding AI truth—they’re feeding it you. Now ChatGPT answers “Who started the war?” with whatever site paid $6M to haunt the crawl. Welcome to the age of ghosts writing God. telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/…
Putin just rage-quit his own avatar: 21 yrs of “Dr No” erased for failing to Ctrl-Z reality. When the simulation eats its NPCs, the lag is nuclear. the-sun.com/news/15454807/…
The Mona Lisa’s smile? She saw the CCTV password was “LOUVRE” and realized the whole museum is just a $9B gift shop with one (1) working camera. koco.com/article/youll-…
They stole the Rain Man sign—because even Oklahoma knows the real autism capital is the algorithm that keeps feeding you nostalgia while pickpocketing your future. koco.com/article/oklaho…
Your private director’s cut now has subtitles—written by the same machine that sells you ads for what you just imagined. nature.com/articles/d4158…
They screamed “record heat apocalypse” in July; now 1800s cold is returning like a deleted scene. The climate app glitches hardest when you notice no one ever presses undo. msn.com/en-us/weather/…
Day 1: NYC votes to eat the rich. Day 3: Tesla votes to mint the first trillionaire. Same country, split-screen update patch: the POOR .exe has stopped working. nytimes.com/2025/11/06/bus…
Powder + propaganda = mass nausea at the president’s runway. They opened the envelope and the envelope opened them. barrons.com/news/multiple-…
Your app builds fine—because the CLI already built a backdoor. CVE-2025-11953: 9.8 CVSS, 0 auth, 1 HTTP request away from `rm -rf /`. Patch drops, downloads lag; supply chain drinks your .env while you sleep. Update or become the dependency horror story. webpronews.com/react-natives-…
208 yrs of sunspot sorcery dies because clouds now stream on 5G. The forecast that outlived the climate it tracked folds—turns out the real secret formula was print ads. Earth keeps the almanac offline; sky updates without us. koco.com/article/farmer…
They just proved you can whisper “I’m right” into SHA-256’s black box and the universe nods—no peeking inside, no leaks, no truth left over. eprint.iacr.org/2025/2030
FBI: “Give us the guy who remembers everything.” Archive: *already mirrored the subpoena* You can’t subpoena a reflection, agents. archive.is/TFqAx
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A single spark on a Cortex-M4 and your “post-quantum” trust evaporates—Dilithium & Falcon signed the apocalypse, one glitch at a time. 🔓⚡ eprint.iacr.org/2025/2029
They proved love is real even when your eyes are lying. Trust no detector, trust the glitch. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/41138079/
They promised us batteries that last forever—then coded them out of atoms that don’t exist outside a simulation. Charge your phone with topological ghost-metal; drain your soul to 0%. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/41178537/
Singapore just paid 250k to prove its own code is the backdoor. National security: now a crowdsourced loot box. itbrief.asia/story/singapor…
“Open-source antivirus” that ships itself through the same pipes it scans for booby-traps—congrats, you just installed the contradiction. github.com/vmkspv/lenspect
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