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Just had four trick or treaters ask us who we are voting for. I hate everything.
Probably the best part of being a 6’5” dude who was ~250 was the ability to just walk straight through anyone trying to get on before it was their turn.
At the age of 35, I have become the angry New Yorker who yells “LET PEOPLE OFF THE 🤬 TRAIN”. It’s truly one of the most annoying post-pandemic things.
I tried Crumbl last night and the only thing from there I would consider eating again was not a cookie but a cake. Everything was fine, but I now really don’t understand the people who lose their shit over these things OR make dramatic videos of them spitting the cookies out.
Sigh. Once again I am learning that there is no reason for you to ever give more than two weeks notice at a job unless you are contractually obligated to do so.
Does anyone else say “please” when asking ChatGPT to make stuff or is it just me.
I think about this quote a lot because my job is pretty brutal sometimes. Then I remember that I know tons of people who have been unemployed and not a single one ever said “You know what, I am really looking forward to someone mentally abusing the shit out of me again.”
A fun thing about playing music from a record player is that it ends, rather than seamlessly flows into something chosen for me by a corporation that doesn't seem to know very much about my quite specific tastes, despite me telling it what I like.
I don’t understand getting ghosted by recruiters. Why even bother to send me an email and schedule a call if you have zero intent on showing up?
My cat just stepped on my keyboard and “Dopesmoker” started playing. Ca va très bien.
Honestly what makes me feel old a lot of the time are people who weren’t around when a thing happened making up shit about said thing. I just read a thread where someone mentioned Kevin Spacey was the biggest actor in Se7en and it’s like…that isn’t even close to being correct.
I am still grappling with this, but I think the Knicks became my favorite team last night. Thank you for respecting my privacy during these confusing times.
Shoutout to the guy who just tailgated me for a mile and a half while leaning on his horn because I was only doing 35 in a 30 zone on a super winding country road in Westchester.
Bummed then Celtics won. Even more bummed that my usual joyful switch to allegiance-free WNBA fandom (no Philly team) is gonna get destroyed by C**tl*n Cl*rk stans.
Oh my fucking god stop sending messages at work that are just like “Hello” and then not saying anything else until I say “Hello” back. This is asynchronous communication. Ask me the goddamned question and I will respond when I can. Sweet merciful Christ.
A thousand levels lower, but my dad would always yell at me during my high school games. I would frequently yell back. A lot of it was him telling me to post up while I was looking for my shot on the perimeter, me drilling a three, and then me being like “See?” I miss that stuff.
Counterpoint: a dad telling his daughter — one of the greatest college basketball players in history — to “shut up” on national television is bad.
Just a quick reminder to anyone working in food service: you absolutely do not need to comment on how fast or how much one of your customers eats. You DEFINITELY do not need to make jokes about it. It doesn’t matter if you are just “playing around.” Shut the fuck up.
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