Been homeschooling a 6-year old and 8-year old for one hour and 11 minutes. Teachers deserve to make a billion dollars a year. Or a week.
With all due respect to Disney, Torchy’s is the happiest place on Earth.
My friends: We're headed to Torchy's if you wanna come. Me:
HERMAN: does this mean Texas is back, Matt? MCCONAUGHEY: lemme clue you in on a little something, Tomás - there is no "back." We're just mollusks. In-ver-te-brates. Humble organisms occupying this here Mer-ce-des bio-dome. Let that stew in your innards, Squidman. Hook thee.
Plotting ways to convince the fam to eat every meal at Torchy's during the holidays.
I never knew love until I found you.
I'm making random, bad food choices because I'm tired.
I graduated and finished The Office for the fourth time in one weekend and that feels pretty indicative of my entire life
We interrupt this timeline of depressing shit to bring you this... a baby lion learning to roar. 🦁
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