Jess Johnson
@grokcode
Hey, I'm Jess Johnson. Slinger of code, composer of blather, and crafter of bespoke web apps.
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.@kashhill and I monitored her smart home for two months. Here’s what we found: gizmodo.com/the-house-that…
I need an extra @pingdom check to know when my linode migrations have gone south. pingdom.com/free
It sounds crazy, but disabling npm's progress bar yields a 2x npm install speed improvement for me
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. ~ Albert Einstein zenquotes.org/albert-einstei…
Hardest problem in computer science: unsubscribing from ACM mailing list.
admittedly all i know about the ukraine situation is that it's keeping that one guy from reviewing that github pull request
Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!
Are you… ☑ A Woman? ☑ From a "Developing Nation"? ☑ Programming Computers? $3,000+ Grant to attend PyCon in Canada: vtr.pe/19YalCu
You're a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust, what do you have to be scared of?
“What can we do to make them forget we’re spying on them?” “Let them use their iPads on takeoff.” “Do it.”
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