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Hey, I'm Jess Johnson. Slinger of code, composer of blather, and crafter of bespoke web apps.

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.@kashhill and I monitored her smart home for two months. Here’s what we found: gizmodo.com/the-house-that…


I wrote a thing about why I ❤ code review: grokcode.com/why-i-love-cod…


I need an extra @pingdom check to know when my linode migrations have gone south. pingdom.com/free


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It sounds crazy, but disabling npm's progress bar yields a 2x npm install speed improvement for me

gavinjoyce's tweet image. It sounds crazy, but disabling npm's progress bar yields a 2x npm install speed improvement for me

Big congrats to trello on the 5M users. bit.ly/XErRbY


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It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. ~ Albert Einstein zenquotes.org/albert-einstei…


Snakefooding Python For Complexity Visualization: grokcode.com/864/snakefoodi…


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Hardest problem in computer science: unsubscribing from ACM mailing list.


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There’s even a gender gap in children’s allowances. cl.ly/VE0M


Loving the @linode upgrades that hit today. Sweet server goodness!


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admittedly all i know about the ukraine situation is that it's keeping that one guy from reviewing that github pull request


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Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!


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Are you… ☑ A Woman? ☑ From a "Developing Nation"? ☑ Programming Computers? $3,000+ Grant to attend PyCon in Canada: vtr.pe/19YalCu


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You're a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust, what do you have to be scared of?


You should change your python shell bit.ly/18uOCUj


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“What can we do to make them forget we’re spying on them?” “Let them use their iPads on takeoff.” “Do it.”


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