Mark
@grumpy_mark
Penguins can fly they just choose not to. Lover of Whippets. In 2017 Went for the double #stoma #colostomy #urostomy
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I haven’t got much ‘get up and go’, but I have lashings of ‘sit down and stay’.
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Wanna see what a rich man looks like? Have more babies. What a blessing!
The perfect time to commit a murder is Halloween. No one would bat an eyelid if you were walking around, covered in blood, holding a knife, carrying a corpse wrapped in bin bags bound with gaffer tape.
Applied for a manager role in work. Another manager raised a concern that I'm too immature, but they gave it me anyway. Yesterday I took the team for lunch & got rounds of shots in. Two had to go home early, one puked on her keyboard & another cried to a customer. They were right
Today is #StomaAware Day Every myth we bust = more understanding, confidence + dignity for people with a stoma. Join us. Share your story. Be a #StomaMythbuster colostomyuk.org/campaigns/stom… #StomaAware #StomaMythbuster
World Ostomy Day Your strength isn’t measured by what life gives you, but by how you rise above it. Today, we celebrate resilience, courage, and living fully, ostomy or not. 💙 @CrohnsColitisUK @ColostomyUK #WorldOstomyDay #StrongerTogether”
This Scottish man woke up in the wrong home after drinking and has the funniest reaction 😂
Anybody who clicks 'Police Ahead' on Google Maps or other navigation apps to warn other drivers, when in reality it's not police, it's traffic officers, should have their license rescinded immediately and permanently
Please report "sorry we are experiencing unusually high call volumes" messages, we are testing if firms play this for EVERY call. If you call a bank, broadband, mobile, credit card, energy, water, sewerage firm, pls take 30s to report it via moneysavingexpert.com/report-high-ca… This is our…
Someone recreated “Lose Yourself” by stitching together 187 random movie clips to form the lyrics I couldn’t imagine how long this took to create
Birth Registrars should have the power to say to new parents "no that name is ridiculous, you've lost your right to pick your child's name so instead he will be called Dave".
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