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The Rizzley Bear

@gstatty

Rap music aficionado, eater of food, timbers, tech, digital marketing, Portland, #CilantroBae

The sill. The perfect product to get or gift that is like a fuckin dirt explosion in your house on your freshly vacuumed carpets. The sill, we suck, just like your vacuum will be after you open a package from us.


It’s pronounced “sqwabbew up”


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Whoever said J.D. Vance's drag name is Ashley Furniture, you won the internet but Elon autorefreshed your tweet into oblivion


“I’m just a barback” 😂


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RIP BOZO

FLASH: FORMER U.S. SECRETARY OF STATE HENRY KISSINGER DEAD AT 100



The convo in the funny Marco x Bobbi althoff interview is pretty much how all the conversation has gone with every white girl I’ve ever dated. My face was often also like….

gstatty's tweet image. The convo in the funny Marco x Bobbi althoff interview is pretty much how all the conversation has gone with every white girl I’ve ever dated. My face was often also like….

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You’re so right


It’s ironic that Michael Rapaport colonized a tribe called quest and is a culture vulture 🤔


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Boomers selling their homes for $2 million after buying them in 1969 for 7 raspberries


She ain’t your pawn thrawn


Goddamn I wish I had some ice cream


I have never seen someone take so goddamn long to figure out their coffee order while standing in the front of the line like an absolute asshole with no aims in life I hope she doesn’t ever have to achieve anything in life on anyone else’s behalf


Everybody stole baby keem’s flow


Whoever coded the Fred Meyer app has shit for brains


Oh shit, looks like Tucker Carlson was right after all. White replacement theory is real. Particularly when you lose your employer almost $1 billion 😂


I’m listening to venga bus on repeat


My mans Hakeem Jeffries biting Blackalicious with the Alphabet Aerobics speech


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