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Abdul Hakim Mezan

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Sardonic humour is just my way of relating to the world - Jughead

Centaurs have remarkably good abs for a species that can't do situps. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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People think it's beautiful that no two snowflakes are exactly alike. But neither are potato chips


Insults only hurt when you already believe what they’re saying


There are two types of hotel guests in the world: those who ask when tomorrow’s breakfast begins, and those who ask when it ends.


26 years later and I still don't know if 1 or 10 is the coldest setting on my… instagram.com/p/BhdM58YFWFt/


First ever photo on my bike after getting my licence half a decade ago. 📷: @snaptutweet instagram.com/p/BhX0M-2FzBv/


Depression is like wanting to go home but already being there.


I just did an AI mod for my course. Now I can make friends all by myself.


You never actually stop clapping. The time between your claps just gets longer.


Sonic the Hedgehog was preparing us for life by showing you only survive getting hurt if you have money.


I know a place, where I can go when I'm low down 📷: jessdesigntan @ Tokyo, Japan instagram.com/p/BezyinPh78_/


You can either warm something up or cool something down just by simply changing the shape of your mouth ok stop doing that with you mouth


Hello Japan, what's good? @ Sapporo-shi, Hokkaido, Japan instagram.com/p/BecmYWdhA7B/


Every taco is only one good punch away from being nachos.


Smelling is just breathing normally and thinking about it more


Foxes are just cat software running on dog hardware.


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Good morning to everyone except people who don’t use their blinkers.


Anxiety is like when video game intense music is playing but you can't find any enemies.


It's fucked up that whole countries go to war just because a few assholes can't get along.


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