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my book is available for preorder now! click thru if you wish to read my most evil and shameful thoughts about working in the tv industry and what it's like being married to a therapist 🤫 simonandschuster.com/books/Like-Thi…
periodic reminder that if you can preorder my debut novel anytime you like and give yourself a lovely treat in april. early reader reviews are calling it "a biting, hilarious debut," "painfully relatable" and "just not for me"!!! simonandschuster.com/books/Like-Thi…
I watched an episode of selling the oc and now for the rest of my life every time i enter a room i have to shout “okay, THIS is what’s gonna sell this house” then break into manic trills of laughter as my gleaming claws scrabble to adjust my Sex Blazer :/
I only come across as boring at parties because “what have you been up to” is the magic incantation that wipes my brain clean of all knowledge of my past present and future activities
“Just because we’re currently standing in the shadow of an enormous tsunami still gathering momentum is no reason not to give us a grandchild.” A message from your mother, by the humor writer @halliecantor. nyer.cm/IZIkUhm
relatives everywhere are praising* my new humor piece! newyorker.com/magazine/2022/… *asking if it means i'm thinking of having a baby soon
Is there a condition in the DSM where a person can be mostly extremely mentally heathy but if a man with a tiny braided mullet honks at u for backing out too quick in the whole foods parking lot you have an overwhelming urge to kill yourself for 2-4 min
I produced this week’s show which meant tricking @halliecantor and Hannah Einbeinder into executing this. I love it so much.
my 30s are all about seamlessly transferring anxiety about my friends thinking im cool into anxiety about my friends' toddlers thinking im cool
So sad for ppl experiencing social anxiety after covid! I personally have never felt closer to my own best friends, podcast hosts who dont know me and whose joyful camaraderie is the only hint of life that penetrates the glass walls of my mind prison
Some (me) may say the nanny is frasier for girls but I (me ten minutes later) say frasier is the nanny for goys
Please revel in this meeting of the minds betwixt myself and brilliant feminist icon @NotThatReba #FreeBritney!!!
What do you say to the allegations that you’ve been within the same city limits as people using hard drugs? @halliecantor @NotThatReba newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
i have come up with a practical and useful rhyme for figuring out which movie characters will turn out to be villains. who's Bad in this film? / oh u silly goose / all bald men are Bad / unless they are bruce [willis]
My wife premieres tomorrow 😌🐍
Christine Baranski was born to play a big bad. Meet Verus this Saturday in an all-new Magical Girl Friendship Squad, midnight on SYFY.
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