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Caleb Jensen

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Im just a guy doin ma best ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

Damn, it’s really the last day of spooky dookie season


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i'm honestly so glad i like pop punk bc i hardly have to deal with ticketmaster and tickets are like $25


Where did Khabib get these bears he wrestled? Uhh…asking for a friend


Can you imagine the the baby boom that’s going to happen in 7-9 months from this quarantine! Covid 19 isn’t the only thing in the air.


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there’s a tik tok trend where you walk in naked on your man playing video games


Schools, airports, and sporting events are all closing but don’t worry I still have 0630 pt on Monday #coronavirus


Y’all ever be in a deep sleep enjoying life then your calf is like hey I think I should cramp up and you wake up like your leg is going to get ripped off


I’m not going to lie I love our society where it’s normal to be almost covered in tattoos


Your life is an experiment. You are the only human in this planet and everyone you have ever talked to or met has been a robot, just to see how humans would react with a free will


Does anyone else get to that point where they are so tired they get in their feelings?


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Can y’all stop calling me a “whore” I prefer “vaginally generous”


Is a cinnamon roll a doughnut

Yes %23.8
No %76.2

21 vote · Final results


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im ugly crying.. why did i watch this 😩


Today I learned that everybody is claustrophobic, it's just not everyone has been pit to their limit


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I'm repeating this video again and again ❤️💕


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