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she/her, if you follow me you’re on my team for capture the flag (we will be competing against the entire state of Utah)

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[at the gym] Him: hey I see you in here a lot are you training for something? Me: y e s

venmo4feet's tweet image. [at the gym] 

Him: hey I see you in here a lot are you training for something?

Me: y e s
venmo4feet's tweet image. [at the gym] 

Him: hey I see you in here a lot are you training for something?

Me: y e s
venmo4feet's tweet image. [at the gym] 

Him: hey I see you in here a lot are you training for something?

Me: y e s

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I tried to make killing zombies really satisfying in my game #roblox #robloxdev


my dog just shit in Home Depot and I had to pick it up with my bare hands and he doesn’t even regret it. how is your day going?

venmo4feet's tweet image. my dog just shit in Home Depot and I had to pick it up with my bare hands and he doesn’t even regret it. how is your day going?

My boyfriend calls my stretch marks my tiger stripes


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If you pass the drug test at dominos they fire you


Are you joking

venmo4feet's tweet image. Are you joking

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five of you stand before me but i only have four at-home rapid covid tests in my hands

Iamujer_'s tweet image. five of you stand before me but i only have four at-home rapid covid tests in my hands

Did you know you can lie about what you do at the gym? No ones gonna fact check you. I ran ten miles today


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The devil's lettuce is actually coleslaw


Strategically coming out of my room anytime I hear someone cleaning so I can say “oh hey I was just about to do that”


At this point these times actually are precedented


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Damn bro you can bench 400? She let me hit just cause I’m kinda goofy.


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live laugh leave


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new year new me and this time im way worse


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I do not have a single memory from 2021 and that’s fine


Told my friend I had a “doctors appointment” (therapy) and she was like damn why do you go to the doctor so much and I was like oh yeah I just have an appointment each week and then she started crying thinking I had cancer


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my girl can wear whatever she want cus im scared of her


Apparently the number 2 is supposed to be lucky????? what the fuck


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