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Hos Before Bros!

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Someone needs to shut @mollymshephard up ASAP... Ignorant people should not have access to speaking platforms like twitter


It's not always good to wear the pants


A smart "ho" will NEVER open a credit card account and allow her man access. With his own card. Never. Ever.


Hos who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.


"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. " Amen.


Every ho, deep down, loves Justin Timberlake. No matter what your music tastes - There's no hating the man.


A real ho can get her man to clean the bathroom while she tweets - She's appreciative, of course!


A real ho is careful about how good her "skills" are so the bro does not become too demanding. Don't be too good. Boys are greedy.


A real ho never gives out the booty without getting a nice dinner first


OK, a real ho would never write this! http://bit.ly/oDbea


A real ho knows how to dance... can separate her booty from the rest of her body and make it twerk.


A real "ho" can get her man do cook AND do the dishes because he knows she's worth it


A real ho is perfectly capable of paying for her own drinks... but never needs to


Bro's should never say "no-no" RT @brocode this may include but is not limited to: the high fiv... winking is also kind of a no-no


A real ho is perfectly capable of paying for her own drinks... yet never needs to


A real ho will never let her friend go home with anyone less than a 7 unless said sub 7 is more than a 7 elsewhere...


A real ho will let a friend know if said friend has gained a couple pounds


It's OK to talk about penis size with your hos. It is NOT OK to show them pictures.


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