I feel like my beard is a germ hotel and my mouth is the pool.
I just sneezed in the bathtub and made a tsunami big enough to swallow half the Philippines.
To the person that finds me lifeless in the shower with a plastic bag over my head, If they’re still dry, my AirPods are all yours.
Not sure which I love more, a cheesy gordita crunch.. or the hard working Americans that hand me one every morning.
Blahhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhjjjhh don’t hate me!!!!!!!!!im HanDsome!!!!!!
I swear people that aren’t scared of a.i. Yet never seen scooby doo and the cyber chase.
Kanye shot the album cover on his iPhone on the way to the album listening party 😂🔥❤️🔥🙏🏼🔥
Michelle and I are so inspired by all the young people who made today’s marches happen. Keep at it. You’re leading us forward. Nothing can stand in the way of millions of voices calling for change.
NEW VIDEO! me drawing @PostMalone for my nana for Christmas! youtube.com/watch?v=kKuiM3…
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How To Art POST MALONE for CHRISTMAS!
A plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive at least a little bit. The Beatles did.
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