The HTML5 Douche
@html5douche
MAYBE IF YOU DID IT RIGHT I WOULDN'T NEED TO HELP YOU.
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YOU KNOW <DETAILS> IS JUST A FUCKIN RUGPULL RIGHT NEXT STOP <DIV SETSTATE={WINDOW.TOGGLEDEEZNUTS}>
WORKING ON MY HTML5COIN LANDING PAGE ITS ALL <H1> TAGS SO ITS SEMANTIC MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT SEMANTICS IS THE SEMEN
SORRY IVE BEEN AWAY I SEE A LOT HAS CHANGED HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA ANYWAY I FORGOT WHATS NEXT ARGUING ABOUT THE FOLD OR THE ONE ABOUT DESIGNERS LEARNING TO CODE
MY (RIPPED) DAD WAS A 5X DEVELOPER AND MY (STACKED) MOM WAS A 15X DEVELOPER THAT MAKES ME 10X MAYBE 11X on MONDAYS MY CHIEFS
WHAT IF JUST KIDDING EVEN I’M NOT DOUCHY ENOUGH TO FUCK UP YOUR TIMELINE LIKE THAT.
THERE IS ONLY TWO HARD THINGS IN COMPUTER SCIENCE (looks in mirror) THREE
JOKES ARE MORE THAN JUST CONSTRUCTS THEY NEED TO BE FUNNY TOO
IF DESIGN “MAKES YOUR EYES BLEED” YOU NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. OR THE TRITE-CLICHE-PITAL.
I WOULD NEVER SLEEP WITH SOMEONE WHO INDENTS THE <BODY> TAG.
WAIT WAITWAIT I FIGURED OUT RESP IMAGES. ALL WE NEED TO DO IS SERVE THE RIGHT IMAGE TO THE RIGHT DEVICE. DUH HOLD ON LEMME SCRIPT THIS UP
YOU KNOW THOSE METER BARS WHERE PEOPLE RATE THEIR SKILL LEVEL IN HTML AND PHOTOSHOP AND SHIT? UGH NEVERMIND GUYS I’M TIRED.
CAUSE ALL YOU GUYS STILL USE YAHOO A TON RIGHT? IM SURE THIS IS GOING TO AFFECT YOU BIG TIME.
[ ] CHECK HERE IF YOU DON’T WANT TO NOT BE INCLUDED ON OUR OPT-IN TO OPT-OUT EMAIL NEWSLETTER LIST. P.S. IT’S OPPOSITE DAY.
GUYS I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT RESPONSIVE IMAGES AND I JUST THINK IF WE COULD INVOLVE JAVASCRIPT SOMEHOW THAT MIGHT BE THE TICKET.
I’VE BEEN <CITE>ING MOTHERFUCKERS SINCE Y’ALL FOOLS WAS IN YO MAMA’S <P><U><S><S><I>
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