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Chaz Closure

@BroDotJS

i ain't a real developer, i just crush code a lot


Yo @Bromccann wanna hit the gym and get swole before @openwebsxsw? Also, we throwin' that nerd @joemccann in the pool or what, brah?


Totes stoked about shooting the first #GeeksGoneWyld.js episode at @openwebsxsw tomorrow. No autographs please. This bro will be working.


This bro is thankful for grey goose, TC39, and this bro.


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Yo dawg I heard you like callbacks, yo dawg I heard you like, yo dawg I heard you, yo dawg I heard, yo dawg I, yo dawg, yo.


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@12dcode Sorry, bro. I don't take folks who argue with novelty accounts too seriously.


BROTIP: Save the rage for your code, bros


.@12dcode This bro is not the one who needs to stop. You should be ashamed. Now I'm gonna block you like a hurricane. #RESPEK /cc @nexxylove


This bro wishes this Github party had s/sausage/Canadan bacon/g


This <%= snym('bro') %> is <%= snym('hella') + ' ' + snym('stoked') %> bout <%= topic('JavaScript').getJoke() %>, yo. #<%= snarkyTag %>


Web intents? Nah, brah, this bro is WEB INTENSE.


BDD (Bro Driven Development): Gather lame reqs from biz dorks. Throw down some fresh tests. Rage til they chill. Crush brew. Repeat.


This bro always brings two, son. RT @Bromccann: Bro-tip™: Bring a gun to a knife fight.


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Co-routines? More like BRO-routines. AMIRITE?!


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Every time I hear these lyrics I get emotional: "SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS-SHOTS SHOTS-SHOTS" #poetry


Hot. This bro is down to dance party. RT @garannm "Your move, brogrammers." Another awesome idea from @SaraJChipps: sarajchipps.com/2012/05/dep.ht…


BROTIP: the semicolons are (usually) optional when raging on a srcset attr, player


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