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We gotta kidnap ICE agents and sew them niggas together like the human centipede.


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I used to fear the black mold in my apartment bathroom but now I understand it. It’s here to help me. It’s here to make me feel good.


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Something is wrong like in general


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eating 4000 calories right before bed as god intended


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what substance do i gotta abuse to stop liking this guy


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Wow… did our 2 day bender mean nothing to you?


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Jeusus he died for our since


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maturing is realizing you don’t miss him, you were never together and y’all never met! he isn’t real and you a schizophrenia patient


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[guy who needs to wear glasses but doesn't] man, this whole past year was a blur


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Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on


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You piss me off so bad. Will you marry me


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You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry


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if I just repeat "I'm such a fat fuckin chuud" while slapping my belly like a seal it'll take all of the negative feelings I have about gaining weight and turn it into something beautiful


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in your 20’s you’ll meet a short man. it’s very important you jump over him


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shooting my shot and the bullet ricochets and kills me


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im so drunk and in love with you sorry for being fat


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imagine hating on me and im just in my room also hating on me


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They're cutting me open just to see


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the weather is starting to smell like a holdovers rewatch


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almost forgot that if it’s meant to be then it will be omg


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