We gotta kidnap ICE agents and sew them niggas together like the human centipede.
I used to fear the black mold in my apartment bathroom but now I understand it. It’s here to help me. It’s here to make me feel good.
eating 4000 calories right before bed as god intended
maturing is realizing you don’t miss him, you were never together and y’all never met! he isn’t real and you a schizophrenia patient
[guy who needs to wear glasses but doesn't] man, this whole past year was a blur
Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on
You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry
if I just repeat "I'm such a fat fuckin chuud" while slapping my belly like a seal it'll take all of the negative feelings I have about gaining weight and turn it into something beautiful
in your 20’s you’ll meet a short man. it’s very important you jump over him
shooting my shot and the bullet ricochets and kills me
im so drunk and in love with you sorry for being fat
imagine hating on me and im just in my room also hating on me
almost forgot that if it’s meant to be then it will be omg
United States トレンド
- 1. Dodgers N/A
- 2. #PowerForce N/A
- 3. Tariq N/A
- 4. #SlimeCry N/A
- 5. Kyle Tucker N/A
- 6. Smart Money N/A
- 7. #TheTraitorsUS N/A
- 8. Colton N/A
- 9. AI Summary N/A
- 10. #DONTBEDUMB N/A
- 11. Tommy N/A
- 12. Mets N/A
- 13. #LinglingXEucerinInMalaysia N/A
- 14. LINGLING EUCERIN ASEAN PST N/A
- 15. Nobel N/A
- 16. Jenard N/A
- 17. Yankees N/A
- 18. World Series N/A
- 19. Hornets N/A
- 20. Rocky N/A
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