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The best tweets are when a U.S. Senator is like, "Someone should do something about this."


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If you asked any random dude in a bar wearing a jersey of a player not currently on that team anymore (this is the modern proletariat) if they would jack off to the characters in Zootopia they would hit you with the stone cold stunner.


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Welp. It's unfortunate that thanking a customer for a compliment back in 2012 would be viewed as political. Guess that's 2020 for ya.


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A fun lesson on how media absolutely doesn’t understand the right, 2A, conservatives, or **especially** guns. They think this image frightens us. No. Not one bit. **More** of this. More rights. More open carry for people of color. We love this. And you don’t fucking get it.

redsteeze's tweet image. A fun lesson on how media absolutely doesn’t understand the right, 2A, conservatives, or **especially** guns. They think this image frightens us. No. Not one bit. **More** of this. More rights. More open carry for people of color. We love this. And you don’t fucking get it.

The king lives on

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At the FBI, we know that diversity makes us stronger. During #PrideMonth, the FBI celebrates the contributions that our #LGBT colleagues have made to our country and our mission.

FBI's tweet image. At the FBI, we know that diversity makes us stronger. During #PrideMonth, the FBI celebrates the contributions that our #LGBT colleagues have made to our country and our mission.

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Funko honors doctors and nurses on COVID-19 frontlines with Pop! figures trib.al/53xhuDp

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27 years ago today, while executing lawful warrants in Waco, Texas, four ATF agents were killed and 28 ATF agents were wounded from gunshots or shrapnel. We will never forget Special Agents Conway LeBleu, Todd McKeehan, Robert Williams, and Steven Willis. atf.gov/our-history/re…

ATFHou's tweet image. 27 years ago today, while executing lawful warrants in Waco, Texas, four ATF agents were killed and 28 ATF agents were wounded from gunshots or shrapnel. We will never forget Special Agents Conway LeBleu, Todd McKeehan, Robert Williams, and Steven Willis. atf.gov/our-history/re…
ATFHou's tweet image. 27 years ago today, while executing lawful warrants in Waco, Texas, four ATF agents were killed and 28 ATF agents were wounded from gunshots or shrapnel. We will never forget Special Agents Conway LeBleu, Todd McKeehan, Robert Williams, and Steven Willis. atf.gov/our-history/re…
ATFHou's tweet image. 27 years ago today, while executing lawful warrants in Waco, Texas, four ATF agents were killed and 28 ATF agents were wounded from gunshots or shrapnel. We will never forget Special Agents Conway LeBleu, Todd McKeehan, Robert Williams, and Steven Willis. atf.gov/our-history/re…
ATFHou's tweet image. 27 years ago today, while executing lawful warrants in Waco, Texas, four ATF agents were killed and 28 ATF agents were wounded from gunshots or shrapnel. We will never forget Special Agents Conway LeBleu, Todd McKeehan, Robert Williams, and Steven Willis. atf.gov/our-history/re…

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Iranian caller on TV: “America has no hero that we can target... It's a huge country but no real heroes... Who are we going to assasinate there? Spiderman? SpongeBob?!” 😂😂😂 #spongebob #Iran


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i'm never paying taxes again

🚨🚨🚨🚨 “Nobody should be in jail for a non-violent crime." - Joe Biden



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Finally someone cancels the unabomber

🚨🚨🚨🚨 “Nobody should be in jail for a non-violent crime." - Joe Biden



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Not sure how the Hitlers recover from this

Hitler's 'last living relative' convicted of paedophilia after kissing girl, 13 mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/h…

DailyMirror's tweet image. Hitler's 'last living relative' convicted of paedophilia after kissing girl, 13 mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/h…


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followed this man in traffic for a very long time & got none of the answers i wanted


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"Name one reason you need an AR-15" You JUST accused the government of having concentration camps last week you complete walnut.


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