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When it was over they collapsed onto the floor, physically and emotionally drained - thank goodness it was only once a week. #GameofThrones
He tied the collar round her neck. 'I am your master and you are my slave.' She calmly walked away. He was going to have to get another cat.
In bed he fumbled around for ages, unable to find what he was looking for. He was known for his 404-play.
'I'm all yours!' she cried. 'Do things to me you'd never dare do with any other woman!' 'OK,' he said, and made eye contact. #GrowingUpShy
'I can't take any more!' she cried. 'It's too painful! What is it called?' '2016,' he sighed.
She said she was turned on by dangerous men. So he disabled his firewall.
Despite his asthmatic public persona, he was a real snake in the bedroom . . . Hufflepuff in the streets, Slytherin in the sheets.
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