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matt charles⭐️

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freelance writer sketch comedian washed up smash player @TGR_SMASH @TapUltimate

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Definitely on the edge of greatness

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iarematthewc's tweet image. Definitely on the edge of greatness
iarematthewc's tweet image. Definitely on the edge of greatness

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Being a top smash player is so funny cause half the time VoiD looks like Light after getting blown up in a boomerang cartoon.

Yunkeleeman's tweet image. Being a top smash player is so funny cause half the time VoiD looks like Light after getting blown up in a boomerang cartoon.

It is 10x10ing time, what a month

iarematthewc's tweet image. It is 10x10ing time, what a month

It is a fun coincidence that everybody is stupid except you, crazy how that turned out

you don't have legitimate criticisms. this review was designed exactly for people like you who aren't interested in honest appraisal, but performative pretentiousness



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microwave wrote a song about this

A guy crashed into my car and then asked me out?

QueenNephi's tweet image. A guy crashed into my car and then asked me out?


I actually wish I had terrible customer service stories to tweet about but nothing interesting has ever happened to me


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The final act of a lost Star Trek TOS episode:

KIRK HAS POISONED AI'S DATA LMAOOOOOO



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You couldn't make clerks these days

if i hated my job as a server and all of the clientele i serve as much as a certain account on here that never shuts the fuck up, i would simply find a new job



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if i hated my job as a server and all of the clientele i serve as much as a certain account on here that never shuts the fuck up, i would simply find a new job



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it’s a case of the stakes of the show outgrowing her as a character, she’s written so grounded and realistic that she feels out of place 5 seasons in. it’s like you put walter white into naruto

You forget until you rewatch season 1 that Winona Ryder is basically the main character and they delegate her to quirky side missions in every following season



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interesting side-effect of studios taking advantage of the UK’s tax incentives to film there is they’re now forced to make information like this public

Disney spent $533.7M producing Deadpool&Wolverine ($429M net after UK tax rebates) — making it the 5th most expensive movie ever. For context: Disney’s own Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker still holds the #1 spot at ~$490M net, followed by JW: Domination with a $465M net budget.

GlobalBoxOff's tweet image. Disney spent $533.7M producing Deadpool&Wolverine ($429M net after UK tax rebates) — making it the 5th most expensive movie ever.

For context: Disney’s own Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker still holds the #1 spot at ~$490M net, followed by JW: Domination with a $465M net budget.


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it sucks that twitter hunkered down on seeing deleted tweets bc i be nosy lol


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"go to hell" is basic. "i hope someone makes a contentious point you agree with but argues it so hilariously badly people can only dunk on it" is smart. it's common. it happens daily


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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"


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Sopranos and Fugazi?! Unffff my leftist ass is gonna have another media-gasm!!!


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I feel like everyone forgot that American Eagle was the entity actually responsible for said controversy

Martha Stewart is the new face of American Eagle following Sydney Sweeney controversy.

PopCrave's tweet image. Martha Stewart is the new face of American Eagle following Sydney Sweeney controversy.
PopCrave's tweet image. Martha Stewart is the new face of American Eagle following Sydney Sweeney controversy.


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Just gave birth. Sigh.

Oh great. I'm pregnant.



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do you ever think that it's a bit odd that her names is Dr Ally Louks (looks), when the sense she specializes in is smell rather than sight... should her name perhaps instead be Dr Ally Snyffs? much to ponder


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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

CBThorburn's tweet image. Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what

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Why is *thanksgiving* the holiday that people are weirdly horny about. It’s like the *one* you classically spend with family

imagine if you were the one being stuffed for thanksgiving dinner



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