Tal vez te guste
I think I need another twitter account for my even weirder thoughts
It’s weird to think about how we’re controlled by the algorithm while we endlessly scroll and scroll…
Nobody says “eat this joyless keto chocolate candy and you might shit your pants”
I can no longer engage in political discourse with the average human being because we have vastly different ideas of what a human being is 😔
I love the warm crusty hug of a piece of toast. Let toast into your life. Toast.
You know you’re getting old when you start to see your grandparent in yourself. This happened to me today. Happy new year.
This is the year I don’t apologize for all the cats on my (personal) social media 🐾🙀
werewolf is plural. waswolf is singular.
Just found out today that my high school stalker died. I can’t believe after all these years I feel relief after learning of his demise. He’s long since stopped stalking me but that feeling of being watched stuck for awhile.
Everybody sleep tight tonight! The Great Turkey is coming while you sleep! 🦃 🍁
Raise your hand if the increasing darkness outside is messing with your mood.
your ducks can also be organized into columns
I'll bet the scientists working at the Large Hadron Collider get really mad when you refer to it as the Venti Hadron Collider.
Don't mean to brag , but my tweets are enjoyed by well over two people worldwide.
There really is no America, and other treasonous thoughts tonight at 11.
actually Meta is the name of the company. Facebook is the monster
United States Tendencias
- 1. Good Wednesday N/A
- 2. Davos N/A
- 3. Hump Day N/A
- 4. HYUNJIN AT DIOR PFW N/A
- 5. Grassley N/A
- 6. Robert N/A
- 7. Air Force One N/A
- 8. #PercyJackson N/A
- 9. Anthony Lynn N/A
- 10. Happy Hump N/A
- 11. Acuna N/A
- 12. Switzerland N/A
- 13. #WednesdayMotivation N/A
- 14. Michele Tafoya N/A
- 15. Fela N/A
- 16. thalia N/A
- 17. Zurich N/A
- 18. Wizkid N/A
- 19. #DREAMSCAPExJimmySea N/A
- 20. JS NEXT JOURNEY BEGINS N/A
Tal vez te guste
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