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Everyone is horrible don’t ever forget that.
Idk why they make you wait on the plane for so long after you land. Like you already defied the laws of gravity and carried my physical vessel all the way to Toronto and placed me gently on the ground. That was the hard part. You just have to open the door now.
We can’t choose if our taxes pay for our student loans, we can’t choose if they pay for healthcare, for social programs, for infrastructure or working public transit. But a seniors home worth of geriatric white men can choose to pour our money into murdering Palestinians
BREAKING: The House of Representatives just voted to give Israel $14.3 billion in more weapons to deepen US complicity in Israel's genocidal attacks against Palestinians in Gaza. A shameful day in Congress.
The human body is so disgusting and by human I mean my
Twitter now: “I am sick to my stomach about [horror].” “Oh yeah? Well I hope you’re ALSO sick to your stomach about [different horror].”
The most common French name for a bookworm is rat de bibliothèque, or “library rat”. However, my gran, who grew up in Ardes, would often refer to an avid reader as a buveur d’encre. It means “ink drinker” * read on for more names for bookworms from around the world (a thread)...
"Childfree people will never experience the joy of watching their child touch grass for the first time" okay but do parents know the joy of being 37 and sleeping in and drinking coffee in silence and then leaving the house on a moment's notice whenever TF I want?
a fucked up scary thing about older christians is how a lot of them truly, deeply believe their big emotions and strong opinions come directly from god when they actually came from lead poisoning.
No one: Clarence Thomas:
Don’t come to Maui. Cancel your planned vacations. Survivors need the hotel rooms. Give our community time to grieve and heal.
I knew I'd get too old to recognize new celebrities but I did not expect to get too old to recognize what celebrities are famous for. every day I go "is that a new singer" and then a person born in 2007 goes "ew no they're a peeble streamer on doop" as I inch closer to the grave
Visitors have asked daily about the basement at the Alamo thanks to the 1985 movie “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure.” We're grateful for Paul Reubens' unforgettable contribution to pop culture. There is no basement in the Alamo Church, but there is one under our gift shop! Rest in peace.
That video of Mitch McConnell is tough to watch but not nearly as tough as it is for the many millions of people in our country who can't afford lifesaving and life-dignifying health care specifically because of McConnell's career-long efforts to ensure they don't.
New information released on the night 3 Arvada teenagers went on a deadly rock-throwing spree. Read the developing story.
My Barbenheimer itinerary: 10 am: brunch 12 pm: meditation 2 pm: Oppenheimer 5 pm: costume change 5:30 pm: nuclear disarmament 6 pm: Barbie 8 pm: karaoke 2 am: bed
🧵 A broken system is when 4 Justices nominated by POTUSs who lost the popular vote, confirmed by a Senate who represent 40M fewer Americans, strip rights the vast majority of Americans support, while taking bribes from billionaires b/c they know they face 0 accountability. /1
Personally attacked rn
The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."
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