You might like
late night comics ✨
phil: this is my wall of inspirational men dan: it’s just one picture of you phil: yes.
therapist: how would you describe your childhood? dan: probably with adjectives
phil: [gets down on one knee] dan: omg it's finally happening phil: [ties his shoelaces] dan: he finally stopped wearing crocs
dan: you are exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it phil: i am… not. but just in case, i’m gonna go back to my room and check the dictionary
dan:
QUIZ: Have You Made The Bon Appétit Focaccia Yet Or Do You Live With Someone You Can Fuck?: ow.ly/Mxrx50zlKfe
Dan: oh hey why’d you get up from bed? Phil: curtain’s haunted Dan: what? Phil: *loading a pistol and leaving the bedroom* curtain’s haunted
dan: what’s the nicest way to tell someone their baby is ugly? phil: say “aww, they look just like you”
dan: this cookie is... spicy. it's supposed to be sweet. it's not even fully baked. if i have to rate this, i would give it three points- phil: i made it myself! dan: -out of three points
dan: you will marry me phil: actually it’s “will you marry-” dan: i said what i said and i stand by it
phil
QUIZ: Have You Made The Bon Appétit Focaccia Yet Or Do You Live With Someone You Can Fuck?: ow.ly/Mxrx50zlKfe
me: i don't believe in true love, it's a scam dnp: i'm about to end this man's whole career
United States Trends
- 1. #StrangerThings5 140K posts
- 2. Thanksgiving 635K posts
- 3. Reed Sheppard 2,860 posts
- 4. Afghan 252K posts
- 5. Podz 2,877 posts
- 6. robin 68.4K posts
- 7. National Guard 624K posts
- 8. holly 50.6K posts
- 9. Gonzaga 8,060 posts
- 10. BYERS 24.6K posts
- 11. #AEWDynamite 20.9K posts
- 12. Michigan 77.4K posts
- 13. Dustin 86.2K posts
- 14. Amen Thompson 1,318 posts
- 15. Tini 7,933 posts
- 16. Erica 13.1K posts
- 17. Rahmanullah Lakanwal 95.4K posts
- 18. #Survivor49 3,025 posts
- 19. Jardine 6,218 posts
- 20. Will Richard 2,066 posts
You might like
-
reggie
@reggiewebber -
olivia 🐈
@cafecheollie -
entity known as updatedphan
@updatedphan -
dan & phil outfits
@phanoutfits -
Phandom Gives
@PhandomGives -
DanandPhilART
@dnp_art -
Ali Plumb
@AliPlumb -
10 Years of Dan & Phil
@10yearsofdnp -
ros ❤️🔥
@goincrazyfast -
rose 🍉 SAW DNP
@decadeofdnp -
paige ☆
@saphirehowell -
Mishaila
@NoelKagamine -
molly
@deathclassic___ -
furdad
@danieIinu -
Kristin
@maybe_kristin
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.