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tony, throwing his head into rhodey's lap and looking up at him angelically: platypus, tell me i'm pretty. rhodey, resting a hand on tony's cheek and smiling lovingly at him: you're pretty fucking annoying.


rhodey, after endgame: give me back my tony


i hate this

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I'M GONNA SAVE YOU TONY


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RHODEYS SO THICC

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rhodey, after 30 minutes of peaceful silence, completely unprompted: you know... we're best friends, but i would fuck you if you asked. tony: what. rhodey: what. FRIDAY: he said he'd fuck you if you asked.


pepper: how did the two of you get in a car accident? rhodey: we were driving, and there was a deer in the road. so, i said “deer” to alert tony, and what did you say? tony, hiding his face in his hands: "yes, honey?"


👀

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Rhodey: Don't forget to vote.


who needs happiness anyway

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it's rhodeytony month

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[mit era] rhodey: bro, i had a dream we fucked.  tony: bro, it’s just a dream.  rhodey: uh, gay. i wouldn’t fuck you.  tony: you wouldn’t?  rhodey: i mean unless you want to.


tony: i did a lot of dumb stuff. happy: i witnessed the dumb stuff. FRIDAY: i recorded the dumb stuff. rhodey: i joined you in the dumb stuff. pepper: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!


clint: [sneezes] rhodey: sam: [sneezes] rhodey: bless you tony: [sneezes] rhodey: tony, are you sick? here let me wrap you up in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup. steve: [sneezes] rhodey: oh my god. shut the fuck up.


bruce: how are you doing? rhodey: not good. the doctor had bad news. bruce: what's wrong? rhodey: the doctor was really worried. bruce: why? rhodey: he said i'm lacking vitamin U. bruce:

incorrectrhodey's tweet image. bruce: how are you doing?

rhodey: not good. the doctor had bad news.

bruce: what's wrong?

rhodey: the doctor was really worried.

bruce: why?

rhodey: he said i'm lacking vitamin U.

bruce:

rhodey, walking into the kitchen: is something on fire? tony: just my desire for you rhodey: tones, the toaster is on fire. tony: are you sure it's not you that's on fire, cause you're hot. rhodey: rhodey:

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tony: just my desire for you

rhodey: tones, the toaster is on fire.

tony: are you sure it's not you that's on fire, cause you're hot.

rhodey: 

rhodey:
incorrectrhodey's tweet image. rhodey, walking into the kitchen: is something on fire?

tony: just my desire for you

rhodey: tones, the toaster is on fire.

tony: are you sure it's not you that's on fire, cause you're hot.

rhodey: 

rhodey:

[after a battle where tony was being reckless AGAIN] rhodey: are you okay? tony: yes. rhodey: are you hurt? tony: no. rhodey: THEN WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, YOU IDIOT


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