Informed Bear
@informedbear
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Elon Musk Calls Bitcoin ‘Brilliant,’ Better Than Paper Money for Value Transfer theinforadar.com/2019/08/elon-m…
n a while since the last crazy frog cd. whats the holdupits bee
I just cut my mouth on a potato chip. People in third world countries are so lucky they don't have to worry about this happening to them.
Does everyone have a weird Facebook acquaintance that comments on all their shit. or is it just me?
Pants should have to wear pants so they understand why it sucks to wear pants.
I generally avoid confrontation. but I'll be damned if I'm going to let this serving size suggestion tell me how to live my life.
My mother would give you 11 dollars for a dog turd if you told her it normally costs 15.
Tesla Pickup truck to cost less than $50,000, ‘be better than F150’, says Elon Musk dailyamericanbuzz.com/2019/07/tesla-…
Is there anything less intimidating than a cop on a bicycle?
Where were you i have been waiting for half an hour. Said No Girl Ever.
People who were huge fans of the Backstreet Boys are now in positions of responsibility. making important decisions.
Chicks love guys with tattoos cuz it means they're willing to commit to something stupid for the rest of their lives...
Miley Cyrus vows to not have children till climate change is solved and fish are 'in the water' panthersharp.com/2019/07/miley-…
Apparently when a trainer asks you why you want to stay in shape and you answer 'revenge' it will raise a couple eyebrows.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Watching Grey's Anatomy teaches me that if I'm really sad. I should walk slowly down a corridor to a Snow Patrol track.
You have to admit that if you saw Santa Claus actually coming down the chimney you'd freak the fuck out. presents or no presents.
Miley Cyrus goes on profanity-laced rant about the environment at music festival rapidrationale.com/2019/07/miley-…
There are few things more awkward on a blind date than looking up from your phone to realise she's left.
LinkedIn would be richer than Facebook if they charged $200 to never get another email from LinkedIn.
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