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INFOSEC Plumber

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I would rather turn wrenches than turn heads. Come for the shitposts, stay for the witty insights.

Well today I learned that having a verified account when you're a big INFOSEC personality means that you obviously forget how to behave like an adult. No wonder so few people in management take us seriously.


This RT is emotional and I'm sending from my alt for reasons. I have a mix 'tape' that was given to me by someone that I was too dumb to realize was 'the one'. It's not just in the lyrics of the songs but even in the metadata of the disk. I miss you Noriko.

infosec_plumber's tweet image. This RT is emotional and I'm sending from my alt for reasons. I have a mix 'tape' that was given to me by someone that I was too dumb to realize was 'the one'. It's not just in the lyrics of the songs but even in the metadata of the disk.

I miss you Noriko.

The concept of the personal mix tape helped define the 1960s-1990s. Given to friends and people we dated as a way to feel connected. Many teens would spend summer nights decoding lyrics to illustrate how they were felling and how to try to understand the world. It was healing.

BrianRoemmele's tweet image. The concept of the personal mix tape helped define the 1960s-1990s.

Given to friends and people we dated as a way to feel connected.

Many teens would spend summer nights decoding lyrics to illustrate how they were felling and how to try to understand the world.

It was healing.


INFOSEC Plumber reposted

No, my Twitter account isn’t hacked; I'm really raising money for a genderqueer, autistic friend of the family who is in a terrible situation. If you can’t donate, please at least spread the word. Thank you!! gofundme.com/f/find-a-safe-…


I don't have a bitcoin address, but if you send some cash to your local charities that support URMs or your local ASPCA then you'll just be a swell person.


Infosec 'pros': FUD is bad m'kay. Also infosec 'pros': psst Hey kid can I interest you in some sick hot takes?


Someone out there is saltier than me.

Someone has strong feelings on the InfoSec fam... bit.ly/324SWYE



I wonder if the course will include a section on how to run a long con on your blog readers. 1) Tell them that there is going to me a private forum and solicit donations 2) Keep delaying 3) 'Sell' the blog #salty #IHaveReceipts

My good friend and amazing red teamer will be presenting this course for the first time ever at @BlackHatEvents - seriously take this course. It's going to be one of the best of the year.



On today's episode of #infosec twiter. Outrage over the fact that no one undestanding why everone else's threat model doesnt match theirs.


Hey here's an idea. How about we stop putting people of fucking pedestals. People dont become rockstars without fans.


I would agree with this if this job posting was for an entry-level position.

You know what’s exclusionary and ugly? Mandating an arbitrary $5000 cert for an infosec gig with zero leeway. That’s ugly.



Aww ain't it precious the bit infosec personalities are all in a tizzy again. Listen as I've said room check are a fact of life now. Everywhere. Full Stop. Unless you're in Big Buck Fucker Montana or something where they DGAF. So when you're in your room flip the goddamned bar.


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