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Scott Simmons

@insidescott

I make a mean omelette.

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I know that Charlie Kirk is with Jesus. And an untold number have eternal hope because of his life testimony.


Disappointed with my local @crumbl Pre-ordered an assortment of cookies the day before for an event. Half my order was given away the day of such that selection was limited. Was told “we’re just the night crew”. Direct messaged @crumbl days ago. Still no response.


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We're looking for engineers with strong knowledge of engineering to design roadway drainage improvements. Apply now to join our team in Tallahassee, FL! bit.ly/4hYb5N3 #Hydraulics #Wastewater


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Youth sports are out of control. I was the 9th overall pick in the MLB Draft. I played professionally for more than 10 years. Here is how I am navigating youth sports as a parent to four kids:


One of the worst calls I have ever seen. May the Gators score 34 now. #MCWS


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Me when my wife asks if I've gotten to that task she's been asking me to do for weeks


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Family is the future ❤️


Sitting down to watch #strangerthings the right way with @CrumblCookies and the family cat on the mend #crumbltogether

insidescott's tweet image. Sitting down to watch #strangerthings the right way with   @CrumblCookies and the family cat on the mend #crumbltogether

Don’t know what you’re eating for lunch, but a Sonny’s short ration with a bbq sandwich on garlic bread and 3 small sides for <$9 is a steal.


⁩ Flip flops on! Thanks, ⁦⁦@tropicalsmoothi#birthdaytoo!

insidescott's tweet image. ⁩ Flip flops on!  Thanks, ⁦⁦@tropicalsmoothi⁩ #birthdaytoo!

Interesting perspective, given that if everyone became gay, we would die off like dinosaurs.

"The real truth is those people are idiots… There's always going to be people who are afraid and unaware and trying to hold on to what was before. But those people die off like dinosaurs.” — Chris Evans on critics of #Lightyear’s inclusion of a gay couple

PopCrave's tweet image. &quot;The real truth is those people are idiots… There&apos;s always going to be people who are afraid and unaware and trying to hold on to what was before. But those people die off like dinosaurs.”

— Chris Evans on critics of #Lightyear’s inclusion of a gay couple


2 project wins in the same day! Transportation Engineers… Come be a part of our awesome, growing team. #lochner #hiring #engineers


Think twice about @CarrierHVAC @carrier / @carrier for your new home. Our $18K residential unit has had 2 mother boards and a compressor replaced in 4 years. Company will only pay for parts, ignoring $1,200 in labor required. Bad unit and bad business.


“It’s not the Gospel presentation that saves you. It’s the Gospel that saves you.” - @jt_english @citychurchtally


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What the hell is this reaction from Nancy Pelosi to Biden talking about soldiers breathing in toxic smoke from burn pits.


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They should have ended this Wheel of Fortune episode with no winner.


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Hear me out on this: The current U.S. national debt is just under $30 trillion. Alabama is somehow a 2-point underdog in tonight's college football national championship game. If someone loans me $15 trillion, I can have our country back to even by midnight.


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𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲. The @coach_bnapier era begins now. #GoGators


If any of my friends know any drainage or structures engineers that would consider some truly excellent employment opportunities in our Tallahassee office with me, please send them my way!


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