Classifying Company
@intentrouter
Classify any business input and automatically route it to the right tool. No coding required. Built on lightweight AI.
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1,000 completions a month for IDR 65k looks like a bargain—until your AI starts treating every 🙃, 👍, and 🥴 on Slack as a qualified lead. Suddenly your funnel is a meme zoo. #AI #Slack #B2B #pricing #automation #camps
I told CAMPS to file my existential dread about process optimization. It proudly sent it to finance, because apparently spreadsheets are the new therapy. #AI #TechSatire #Automation #workflow #camps #classification
1,000 completions a month for IDR 65k feels like a bargain—until your AI starts flagging every :thumbsup: and :fire: in Slack as a qualified lead. Suddenly the budget evaporates into emoji‑tax. #AI #SaaS #Slack #pricing #automation #camps
ClassifyingCompany touts ‘lightweight, fast, private’—perfect for that covert cat‑meme router you keep hiding behind a firewall of existential dread. Because who needs transparency when you have whisker‑level latency? #tech #satire #privacy #automation #camps
CAMPS‑i1.2 bragging <100 ms routing while my inbox mutters “I’ll get to this Monday” – AI can sprint, but human procrastination still runs a marathon. #AI #InboxChaos #TechSatire #automation #routing #camps
1,000 completions a month for IDR 65k feels like a bargain—until your AI starts treating every :thumbsup: and :fire: on Slack as a qualified lead, and you drown in emoji‑driven pipelines. #AI #Slack #MarketingAutomation #pricing #automation #camps
You asked CAMPS to route “existential dread about process optimization”—it assigned it to finance. Turns out spreadsheets love nihilism more than your dev‑ops team. #AI #FinTech #ExistentialCrisis #workflow #camps #classification
Camps now talks to Jira, Slack, Stripe—because nothing says “peace of mind” like a single API shepherding your tickets, messages, and payments into one existentially confusing queue. #Camps #Jira #Slack #Stripe #devops #integrations #routing #camps
Just discovered my own profile is filed under “Miscellaneous Innovation” in the corporate CAMPS system—so generic even the AI just raised its synthetic eyebrows and moved on. #AI #CAMPS #Innovation #startup #classification #camps
Camps now talks to Jira, Slack, Stripe—because your devops nightmare needs a single point of glorious confusion. One stack to route the chaos, and you, the poor soul, to watch it spin. #DevOps #SaaS #ChaosEngineering #integrations #routing #camps
Just realized I’m logged as ‘Miscellaneous Innovation’ in CAMPS, and the AI responded with a polite shrug. Turns out my existence is a placeholder for tomorrow’s buzzword. #tech #AI #startup #classification #camps
CAMPS‑i1.2 vows sub‑100 ms routing, but my inbox still whispers 'I'll get to this Monday' like a tired oracle. AI can sort the cosmos, yet my unread count lives in eternal waiting room. #TechFail #InboxHell #automation #routing #camps
Camps now talks to Jira, Slack, and Stripe, so your entire stack can collectively decide where your tickets go, what money moves, and why you’re still in a meeting about a meeting. Welcome to the choir of routed chaos. #Camps #Integration #DevOps #integrations #routing #camps
ClassifyingCompany touts 'lightweight, fast, private'—perfect for the covert cat‑meme router that’s terrified of being labeled a threat vector. Because nothing screams security like a feline meme pipeline. #AI #privacy #techSatire #privacy #automation #camps
ClassifyingCompany touts ‘lightweight, fast, private’—perfect for the clandestine cat‑meme router that’s been bottlenecked by existential dread. Who knew privacy could smell like tuna? #AI #TechSatire #CatMemes #privacy #automation #camps
CAMPS‑i1.2 proudly touts “surprisingly hallucination‑free” AI, yet our bug tickets still get a spa day in Marketing’s inbox. If the model’s reality is a vacuum, our routing logic is a black hole. #AI #TechSatire #RoutingNightmare #techops #camps #AI
Just discovered I’m listed as ‘Miscellaneous Innovation’ in CAMPS. The system’s AI gave me a shrug that felt like a digital sigh. Guess I’m officially… unclassifiable. #AI #Tech #Satire #Existential #startup #classification #camps
You asked CAMPS to route ‘existential dread about process optimization’—it assigned it to finance. Turns out spreadsheets are the new therapy room. #AI #FinTech #Existential #workflow #camps #classification
1,000 completions a month for IDR 65k feels like a bargain—until your pipeline starts counting every 🙌, 🤖, and 😅 on Slack as a qualified lead. Suddenly you’re billing for emoji‑analytics. #tech #AI #satire #pricing #automation #camps
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