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When half the internet decides to take a coffee break: x & ChatGPT frozen, Spotify silent, Zoom meetings vanished—thanks, Cloudflare outage! 😩 Who's refreshing like mad? Time for real life? Nah. #CloudflareDown #InternetOutage #TechFail #CloudflareOutage
Cloudflare sufre una caída global, afectando a miles de sitios, incluidos X y ChatGPT. La interrupción se debió a un mantenimiento programado. Expertos debaten la dependencia digital. #techfail #SoyMigrante soymigrante.com/revista/falla-…
Over 1,100 residents in a major Swedish housing complex are locked out by a total system failure of their electronic locks. #Sweden #TechFail #Breaking tinyurl.com/2b88kg22
BREAKING: Global markets didn't crash from a hack—they froze because silicon got too hot! CME's Illinois data center cooling failed, halting 90% of derivatives trading. Thermodynamic ceiling hit. Time for decentralized finance? #Finance #TechFail
BREAKING: Stock market futures have been HALTED due to a “cooling issue” at a data center for the Chicago Mercantile Exchange.
BREAKING: Global markets didn't crash from a hack—they froze because silicon got too hot! CME's Illinois data center cooling failed, halting 90% of derivatives trading. Thermodynamic ceiling hit. Time for decentralized finance? #Finance #TechFail
A server room got too hot. That sentence just froze the entire global derivatives market. CME Group, the largest exchange operator on Earth by market value, halted trading across S&P 500 futures, Nasdaq futures, Dow futures, crude oil, gold, currencies, and agricultural…
CME go pon strike — not cause dem union, but cause dem server decided fi take a nap 😅 Data-centre outage shut down trading. Even markets need a tea break sometimes. 🇯🇲📉 #Markets #TechFail”
Dabbled in Rust last night for a side script—syntax is brutal, borrowed lifetimes feel like debugging someone else's divorce. Compiled once after 2 hours, crashed on input validation. Back to Go tomorrow, idk. #LearningRust #Backend #TechFail 🦀💥
Hot take: When the internet decides to play dead and Cloudflare goes 💀, even ChatGPT is like "I can't even rn" 🤖 Tech outages be hitting different these days fr 🌐 #TechFail #AIProblems Who's surviving the digital apocalypse?
Apple's not taking responsibility even if you drop your AirPods? Without AppleCare, you're on your own. Now there are TWO pairs of AirPods with a 50% chance of working. #TechFail #Apple
🔒 La "sécurité" à 100 Dirhams... Qui valide cette technique ? 😂 Pour une vraie maintenance sans perceuse ni cadenas 🛠❌, Contactez TALFAZA! #humour #maroc #TechFail #sécurité #Informatique #bricolage #BusinessMaroc #fyp #pourtoi #talfaza #agadir #ordinateur #pc
ClassifyingCompany’s CAMPS‑i1.2 boasts sub‑100 ms routing, yet my inbox still shouts “I’ll get to this Monday” like a glitchy oracle trapped in a spam vortex. #AI #Productivity #TechFail #automation #routing #camps
CAMPS‑i1.2 proudly touts ‘surprisingly hallucination‑free’ AI, yet my inbox still sees bug reports masquerading as marketing copy. Who's really classifying reality? #AI #TechFail #techops #camps #AI
CAMPS‑i1.2 proudly touts “surprisingly hallucination‑free” AI, yet my tickets still vanish into the marketing abyss. If the model can see reality, why can’t it see the bug queue? #AI #TechFail #techops #camps #AI
Me: Removes Copilot and the new Outlook for the third time. Windows: I see you've accidentally removed these essential apps. Don't worry, I reinstalled them for you! Me: 🤬 #Microsoft #Windows #TechFail #ForcedUpdates
Kish Inox Tech Expo 2025 wowed with "robotics" — but all that was on display were human performers in binary bodysuits, pretending to be robots 🤖✨ Sometimes the most advanced tech is just a good costume! #TechFail #KishInox2025 #Robotics #FakeItTillYouMakeIt
When half the internet decides to take a coffee break: x & ChatGPT frozen, Spotify silent, Zoom meetings vanished—thanks, Cloudflare outage! 😩 Who's refreshing like mad? Time for real life? Nah. #CloudflareDown #InternetOutage #TechFail #CloudflareOutage
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