Frankie MacGregor
@interpreter7029
Spanish interpreter in the courts, grandma, aerial instructor, information junkie
Time for my occasional reminder that in a mirror, you can kiss yourself, but only on the lips. You’re not fast to enough kiss yourself on any other part of your anatomy.
When you wanna sleep so so much but trying to stay awake because don’t wanna miss the collapse of russia
Judge also orders Syed released under home detention. Removing his shackles now. Orders new trial.
NEWS: Judge Phinn overturns Syed conviction "in the interest of justice"
Americans are tired of changing their clocks twice a year. When winter comes, nobody wants to be sitting in the dark. Let’s make Daylight Savings Time permanent and free ourselves from this outdated ritual.
Lazy Me when gym instructor asks me to copy the exercise 😬😬
This dog is a visual representation of my phone distracting me from work
On average, Olympic silver medalists live a year longer than gold medalists.
I asked my dad what he’s doing for Valentine’s Day and he said “your mom and I have been married 40 years so we don’t care about stuff like that” then I asked my mom what she’s doing for Valentine’s Day and she said “idk but I hope your dad has something fun planned!”
"Love is merely a madness; and, I tell you, deserves as well a dark house and a whip as madmen do; and the reason why they are not so punish'd and cured is that the lunacy is so ordinary that the whippers are in love too." -Shakespeare
“Hay que venirnos en un Uber” -Un transformer en una orgía.
Fondly recalling how my mother used to refer to any black car as “Knight Rider”. “Slow down, Knight Rider’s turning left up there.” (Black Taurus station wagon)
People in LA: I’m staying away from carbs and sugar People in Chicago: Portillos chocolate cake is the best because they put mayonnaise in the batter to make it denser.
my mom is always like “when I was your age I had two difficult teenagers and a husband who was never home and worked full-time and was in night school and I NEVER complained!”and I’m just like wow ok maybe you like.…..should have?!?!?
Antes de ser mamá: Nunca le mentiré a mi hijo Siendo mamá: Acabo de hablar con los Avengers y dicen que si comes un dulce cuando es de noche se mueren todos los Paw Patrol.
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