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@introvertBiSH
• introvert 🤘🏻• wife 🏳️🌈• autism momma 💕•
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You know you're an #introvert when your SO takes a 1 wk medical leave from work, which means.... no alone time 😵
Do I understand? Toots, I’m the understandingest understander who’s ever understood.
My 5y/o daughter with #autism is a genius. She calls me and others "apple" when she is mad. Apple means asshole.
Me to daughter: x y & z Daughter: *goes to the fridge & brings me the C magnet* Her way of telling me I pronounced Z wrong. Smartass #autism
👊🏻!!
A lady told me that Autism is punishment for the sins of the parent. That is the story of me punching a lady in a church parking lot.
If I'm trying to get out of a conversation at work, I'll play dead. I'm not above possum games.
"Why are you doing this to me?" - Me every time someone talks to me
Never get too comfortable in your own skin. Someone is always looking to get under it and peel it right off of you.
🙌🏻!
Be careful who you spend your energy on. Choose genuine people who make your soul sing. 😊 #WednesdayWisdom
Definitely me.
*Husband using Ouija board after I've died* Please answer me *arrow moves* "It's on the top shelf. Right there. RIGHT THERE! Use your eyes!"
I want a t-shirt that says "Back away, you don't want to activate radiation in me." #introvertproblems
Yes! My daughter has autism & she LOVES Sesame Street. I'm perfectly happy that we both aren't people person.
Shut up. *still snoozes*
*Husband using Ouija board after I've died* Please answer me *arrow moves* "It's on the top shelf. Right there. RIGHT THERE! Use your eyes!"
SO: what are you — Me: *holds hand up* don't interrupt, I'm having an inner monologue. SO: 😳 Me: *looks @ SO* it's an #introvert thing.
Not when a kernel breaks a tooth or a piece of kernel skin gets stuck between the tooth.
*Husband using Ouija board after I've died* Please answer me *arrow moves* "It's on the top shelf. Right there. RIGHT THERE! Use your eyes!"
🙌🏻
Extrovert son catches me making sweet buns, "ooh, let's have people over to share!" "uhh, I bake for comfort & that's not it." #introvertmom
I can relate. My SO likes her volume around 40-60ish. Me, around 15 or muted when I'm alone - I watch subtitles.
Why do people watch movies so loud? I feel like I'm 100% tension right now 😕
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