Introvert Angst
@introvertangst
The struggle is real ... but we don't like to talk about it. Don't follow, we'll break out in hives.
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Lecturer: "Let's go around the room and introduce ourselves ..." Me: ...
Worse- knowing you should ask the cashier how THEIR day is going but you're terrified to "pry".
The abject terror caused when a cashier asks you 'how your day's been'. #confessionsofanintrovert
The abject terror caused when a cashier asks you 'how your day's been'. #confessionsofanintrovert
Introvert goals #1: Honing your resting 'bitch face' to deflect unwanted small talk. #introvertgoals
The struggle is real, but we don't like to talk about it. #confessionsofanintrovert
SAVE time, money and awkward cashier chit-chat moments by simply stealing all of your shopping. @TwopTwips
Introvert biology: Condition: Inflamed cringe glands. Cause: Embarrassing situations. Cure: Solitude.
Glaring at the pavement rather than wave at someone across the street.
Knowing you could win an Oscar, if only you didn't break out in hives at the mere mention of the word 'audition'. #confesssionsofanintrovert
Praying for scientists to perfect cloning so you can send yours to social events.
#InternautDay a chance for introverts everywhere to give @timberners_lee a really awkward hug for creating our spiritual home.
Practising duck and cover manoeuvres in case someone knocks at the door. #confessionsofanintrovert
Agonising over your first tweet, even though you have zero followers. #confessionsofanintrovert
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