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Jai alai astronaut. Sometimes I write things.

My coolest stats during Dark Avengers Season of #MARVELSNAP! marvelsnap.com/seasonrecap/sh…


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To keep my Starfield settlements straight I've been naming them after what they produce: Copper Canyon, Ferrous Flats, Tungsten Town, etc tonight they were joined by...Lusty Argonia


I have finally found the one other Ulysses S. Grant groupie in existence

For some reason, thinking about my favorite Braxton Bragg anecdote (which I know because I’m a U.S. Grant groupie): At Chattanooga, he tried to rally his routed soldiers, shouting “Here’s your commander!” They shouted back, “Here’s your jackass!”



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#KrisKristofferson What a great loss What a great writer What a great actor What a great friend I will always love you, Dolly

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What a great loss
What a great writer 
What a great actor 
What a great friend 

I will always love you, Dolly

lol, and also, with the greatest respect, lmao

How you doing there, chief?

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it's hard to not notice how the Extremely Online are never totally intransigent, uncompromising single-issue activists about like, healthcare, or climate, or gun control, or even civil rights. The rest of us, the people they live and work amidst are always acceptable losses.


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honestly she's on point here. i would also just say that as someone who knows *a lot* about mainlining traumatic content: it fucks you up. it changes you. you are not under moral obligation to seek out and watch videos of war crimes. you can oppose genocide without that.


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The people @nytimes think their job is to go into work every day and pretend they were born yesterday

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It really does feel like Trump's deal with the devil expired just a few months too soon, and now his Cinderella palace has turned into a decaying Florida shithole, his man's-man VP is a flop-sweat pervert, and he himself is about to turn into a pumpkin.

Trump is done. You can feel it. The shift has happened. All that's left now is the unraveling. #TrumpMeltdown



i will not apologize for laughing at this

Trump is done. You can feel it. The shift has happened. All that's left now is the unraveling. #TrumpMeltdown



Had an extremely clutch round right at the last minute in my dumb online card game, which is one of the better notes to go out on tbh


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“oh yeah? well if we’re so ‘weird’, then how do you explain *this*?” i say as i invent a brand new form of racism that is somehow so horny


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It's simple. People are excited about Kamala because it feels like an opportunity to deliver a genuine mortal blow to MAGAdom -- a stale movement that has stayed well past its welcome. "I'm just so fed-up with you fucking losers" is the messaging we've needed for quite some time.


One of the nice side-effects of the revival of enthusiasm and energy that's come with the Biden announcement and Harris' candidacy is how much it discomfits, upsets, and isolates the real weirdo doomer types who think voting is cringe. Back into your grode holes, nerds.


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Heartbroken by the gun violence in our country.


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