jake internet
@jakeinternet
co-host of @podcastyforme, otherwise pretty available
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when you read my tweets, know that you are reading the tweets of a man who loves fresh corn
girlfriend tried to cheer me up by saying "you're also a 7 on the Bristol Cool Scale"
i despise him
just got off the phone with the vet - he confirmed that i have to tell my cats to "have a good day" every morning or they can't, biologically
Favorite first watches of September 2023 THE EQUALIZER 3 (Fuqua, 2023) THE CLIENT (Schumacher, 1994) SHOWING UP (Reichardt, 2023) POINT BLANK (Boorman, 1967)
gf thought we had already watched EXTRACTION, then realized she had gotten it confused with 6 UNDERGROUND, which she then described and i realized she meant TRIPLE FRONTIER. i love the movies
making this probably means i have long covid, right
your favorite podcast co-host is on here posting denzel big shirt pics
must you take everything from us
Each time you pluck out one of those antenna-like hairs from a mole on your skin, you’re unwittingly yanking out a potential secret to treating baldness. inverse.com/health/hair-lo…
proud to be in a barbie bf/oppenheimer gf relationship
just installed an add-on bidet and it went well. changing my life now to become a plumber, which i am sure is extremely easy to do because of a single consumer product i used
just demanded that @theamandabunga agree that i could defeat model martha hunt in single combat
you're too kind
Each time you pluck out one of those antenna-like hairs from a mole on your skin, you’re unwittingly yanking out a potential secret to treating baldness. inverse.com/health/hair-lo…
never understood what the big deal was about ted kaczynski, he only mailed one bomb
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