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"ipso facto" has the same syllable structure as "just so happens". use this to achieve double smugness.


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I believe the Book of Jonah is inspired Scripture and that it's meant to be funny.


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I just keep coming back to this. Guys, by many definitions, I fit the bill of a trad-wife. I'm conservative Christian. I believe in male headship. I homeschooled for 14 years. I had 6 kids--2 of them birthed at home. My husband is a farmer. He works the land. He supports our…


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Correct. It was six days.

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Fun fact: You actually have to forgive everyone.

This seems... unbiblical

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“I know of nothing better than holding my new granddaughter.” - a remarkable man who has viewed our earth from the heavens. Beautiful. Take note.

I know of nothing better than holding my new granddaughter.

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what do men actually want?



Also known as "big shoe" to my child self

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People Born in 1990-2005, how’s life?



Do some people seriously not believe in the historical veracity of Crocus from One Piece?

There are adults living in the 21st century who think this actually happened. 🤦‍♂️

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I've lost 4.53 lbs since coming to Christ without any change to diet or exercise, so I suppose that's just the exact weight of my sins


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thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire - did i act ok - was i cool - was i fun - did you have fun - did i do anything wrong


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Dostoyevsky, rage against the world

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C.S. Lewis, not for the faint of heart

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It's me, I'm attacking him. You're welcome everyone!

The Matrix is attacking me.



Every good puzzle game is graph theory.

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This just in... Thousands of local pastors faithful in ministry and marriage, utterly unknown and unmentioned on social media.


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real men know the true path to success is being servant to all not money/material success


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I will judge you based on your perception of this man.

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I will judge you based on your perception of this man

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What is the point of praying if God has already decreed everything? The best answer is still the one given by Stephen Charnock. (Discourse on God's immutability I. 408)

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The best answer is still the one given by Stephen Charnock.

(Discourse on God's immutability I. 408)

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