Jeremy Talamantes
@jetcomedy
Sit-Down Cartoonist & Stand-Up Comedian!!
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Every day I commemorate those we lost in the pandemic by staying home and watching tv
I don’t know much about astrology other than we Sag’s use it to justify shitty behavior!
L.A needs more green spaces …and no. I’m not talking about a green wall that people can take selfies in front of.
Maybe if I grow my own vegetables I won’t feel guilty when they go bad since I didn’t pay for them.
It’s too bad you don’t hear about immigrants eating pets anymore… I was hoping for some recipes!
Dems and Republicans should change their mascots to a cat and a dog, to symbolize that they’ll never get along.
Oh! It’s DUCT tape…not Duck tape… I’ve been using it wrong this whole time.
There’s a woke mind virus people!! And the only cure is to let Elon plant a chip in your head.
Marriage is hard. Dating is hard. Loneliness is hard! It’s all hard people, I don’t know why you thought I things would be easy for you.
How come only birds have “watchers”?!? These squirrels are up to some pretty zany antics too!
Trump on the campaign trail: “Law and order!” Trump in office: “Screw the law, just Order!!”
We need to demand that our leaders inbreed like they used to! If you’re gonna be a weird idiot who ruins the country fine, but first you have to fuck your sister you freak!!
People complain about overpopulation but under-populated cities are worse!! Sure you can cruise around freely, but there’s nowhere worth going to.
Walking my cute puppy around has really opened my eyes to how much people don’t want to talk to me.
Penmanship??? What about penWOmanship? Where every “i” has a heart over it!!
Why is duct tape so much stronger than every other kind of tape??? The power differential is crazy
If I lived in a studio apartment I’d answer the phone like Usher every time, “I’m in the studio man”
Abort Nepo babies! Quickly, kill them in the womb before they have the chance to steal your dreams!!!!
High school feels like it’s your whole life. It’s not, but sadly the rest of your life will feel like high school…
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