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“This year, Halloween fell on a weekend”


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Unexpected?

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An 18th-century portrait stolen by the Nazis during WWII is believed to have resurfaced in the most unexpected place: hanging above a sofa in an Argentinian home and discovered not by law enforcement or a museum, but in a photo on a real estate website. abcnews.link/sdJuW2g



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think about this a lot

MarlowNYC's tweet image. think about this a lot

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New phone, Houthis


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Oops, looked at the news briefly….


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Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!


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Never realized how much the Chiefs depended on funding from USAID


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On this day in 1992, @icecube had a good day.

GoodyearBlimp's tweet image. On this day in 1992, @icecube had a good day.

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If that’s not targeting, what is?


Happy New Year! Sending wishes for a healthy, happy, and prosperous 2025 to all!


Does anybody I know here work for Amazon, specifically AWS? I have a somewhat urgent need and have been getting nowhere over the last couple of months through traditional support channels...


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joe biden pardoning his son isn’t enough. he needs to get him drafted by the lakers


“Democracy Dies in Darkness (which is way different than silence)”


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Excited for the official MLB moment of silence for Pete Rose tomorrow sponsored by FanDuel


I want to make an alternate baseball hall of fame that celebrates all of the incredible careers and seasons that we all know happened but stuck up baseball purists want us to pretend otherwise.


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Since RBI became official in 1920, only one MLB player has had, over the course of his entire career (same game or not), a game with 10+ RBI a game with 6+ hits a game with 5+ XBH a game with 3+ HR a game with 2+ SB That one player is Shohei Ohtani. He did all of it today.

OptaSTATS's tweet image. Since RBI became official in 1920, only one MLB player has had, over the course of his entire career (same game or not),

a game with 10+ RBI
a game with 6+ hits
a game with 5+ XBH
a game with 3+ HR
a game with 2+ SB

That one player is Shohei Ohtani. He did all of it today.

Debate ass whooping plus TSwift endorsement = complete MAGAsphere meltdown. Their parents are gonna have to put on a VHS of Birth of a Nation just to get them ready for bed...


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Yes what really struck me right around the time he claimed that gangs of black cannibals were eating people's pets was how Kamala was defying the norms of civility and graciousness that define American politics

How many times has she personally insulted him?



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